“If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.” IfsStoriesStuffMy OwnAirDogTvsNewsCuteHeroicGood NewsPuppyPuppy DogCute Puppy Author:Jennifer Aniston
“Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ... Thanks to the mathematics of combinatorics, we will never run out of news.” MenRunningDogNewsMathematicsThanksJournalistBitesDog Bite Book:How the Mind Works Source: How the Mind Works
“The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.” DogNewsCrossesWideYardsBad NewsRottweilersBlimps Author:Dave Barry
“I thought I was growing wings— it was a cocoon. I thought, now is the time to step into the fire— it was deep water. Eschatology is a word I learned as a child: the study of Last Things; facing my mirror—no longer young, the news—always of death, the dogs—rising from sleep and clamoring and howling, howling.... ("Seeing For a Moment")” ChildrenMomentsLastsYoungWaterSleepStepsStudyFireGrowingSeeingDogNewsMirrorsWingsRisingCocoonsEschatologyDeep Water Book:Oblique Prayers: Poetry Source: Oblique Prayers: Poetry