“Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.” IdeasNiceEvolutionComedianPacifismPox Author:George Carlin
“I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restaurant and a chef. The whole thing, red carpet, and treating people nice, for people to come back and have a good time. That's the kind of comedy club I want to open up.” PeopleWantKindLittlesWholeHelpingComedyNiceRedClubsHelping OthersComedianRestaurantsGood TimesChefCarpetHaving A Good TimeRed CarpetComedy Clubs Author:Bruce Bruce
“Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.” IfsWantUseKidsComedyNiceJokesBlueClubsComedianPerformingBad WordComedy Clubs Author:Gilbert Gottfried