“Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” FirstsNiceKissingHumorousAssTeaPotKiss My AssPlaying Nice Author:Julie Kagawa
“I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!” IfsGivingFirstsNiceWifeKissingDatingMy WifeIf I CouldCheeksBentFirst DateGoodnight Kiss Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.” ShouldBodyUsedGuyGirlCoursesTeachNiceKissingBlowComplimentProwess Author:Dane Cook
“I cry at random things, like a flower, or someone giving me a present, or my sister giving me a nice hug.” GivingNiceCryFlowerKissingMy SisterHugRandom Things Author:Naomie Harris
“I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.” PeopleYearsTwoHalfNiceKissingToysGrandchildrenPhilippinesMy GrandchildrenHalf A Year Author:Don Rickles
“Foreign news is considered an expletive. Thoughtfully written analysis is out, 'live pops' are in. 'Action Jackson' is the cry. Hire lookers, not writers. Do powder puff, not probing interviews. Stay away from controversial subjects. Kiss ass, move with the mass, and for heaven and rating's sake, don't make anybody mad- - certainly not anybody you're covering, and especially not the mayor, the governor, the senator, the president or the vice-president or anybody in a position of power. Make nice, not news.” ActionMovingHeavenPresidentNiceWrittenSubjectsCryPositionKissingNewsMassMadSakeVicesPopsAssAnalysisInterviewsGovernorsSenatorsCoveringControversialMayorsRatingVice PresidentPowderPuffPosition Of PowerProbingExpletives Author:Dan Rather
“My first on-screen kiss was lame: Nickelodeon. But my first real-life kiss was super cute and nice, but still very awkward. It was with this hot skateboarder with dreadlocks. He was my little Rasta man.” MenFirstsLittlesStillsRealNiceKissingHotScreensReal LifeCuteAwkwardLameRastaSkateboarderNickelodeonDreadlocks Author:Christian Serratos
“The absolute worst thing a person can say about your pictures is, '"That's nice." It's the kiss of death.” PersonsNiceWorstKissingAbsolutesWorst ThingsKiss Of Death Author:Joe DiMaggio