“I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.” ShowsCultureFourNiceDoorsSlaveNeighborTruckReally NiceShowing OffPorscheAudiFrontinEscalades Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I'm not going to hate my neighbor. It's not up to me to hate anybody. It's not up to me to judge anyone. It's up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.” KindI CanHelpingHateNiceJudgingNeighborBe KindDisagreeBeing Nice Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“Canada is like a nice family living over a biker bar . . . They keep telling the downstairs neighbors to keep down the noise, people are trying to sleep.” PeopleTryingSleepNiceNeighborBarsNoiseCanadaBikersNice Family Author:Dustin Hoffman
“I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.” SaidHouseNiceWallShotsNeighborStuckRanHungDeerDens Author:Bill Engvall
“I've got everything I need: a nice piece of land with hawks and owls and incredible sunsets, and the good will of my neighbors.” NeedsPiecesNiceLandIncrediblesNeighborSunsetGood WillOwlHawks Author:Burt Shavitz