“If a pot can multiply. One day Nasrudin lent his cooking pots to a neighbour, who was giving a feast. The neighbour returned them, together with one extra one – a very tiny pot. 'What is this?' asked Nasrudin. 'According to law, I have given you the offspring of your property which was born when the pots were in my care,' said the joker. Shortly afterwards Nasrudin borrowed his neighbour's pots, but did not return them. The man came round to get them back. 'Alas!' said Nasrudin, 'they are dead. We have established, have we not, that pots are mortal?'.” IfsMenGivingSaidCareTogetherLawGivenBornHe ManReturnOne DayCookingPropertyRoundsTinyMortalsExtrasPotAlasNeighbourBorrowedOffspring Book:The Exploits of the Incomparable Mulla Nasrudin Source: The Exploits of the Incomparable Mulla Nasrudin
“There's just so much love that goes into home cooking, and I think it will really help the American family overall. I'm hoping to maybe get a cookbook out one day because I've got some great family recipes.” ThinkingHelpingHomeOne DayCookingRecipesMuch LoveCookbookAmerican FamilyGreat FamilyHome Cooking Author:Ming-Na Wen
“FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin, and by him used in cooking span-long infants that had died without baptism; and observing one day the horrible torment of a tramp who had incautiously pulled a fried babe from the waste-dump and devoured it, it occurred to the great divine to rob death of its terrors by introducing the frying-pan into every household in Geneva. Thence it spread to all corners of the world, and has been of invaluable assistance in the propagation of his sombre faith.” WorldLongHas BeensUsedDivineOne DayWasteDiedInstitutionsCookingTerrorCornersSpreadHorribleKitchenCulinaryIntroducingHouseholdAssistanceTormentEmployedInfantObservingBabeBaptismDumpInvaluableGenevaTrampsFryingPropagationCorners Of The WorldFrying Pans Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“Some people who see cooking as a job. They got into cooking at some stage and they're sort of ticking along trying to get the money together to buy the car to impress the girlfriend and you know they're doing their job, but some of these people one day, all of a sudden it becomes wonderfully exciting to them. They find this love of what they're doing and they're away.” PeopleKnowsTryingTogetherJobsStageCarOne DayExcitingCookingGirlfriendImpress Author:Paul Rankin