“When we benefit from CT scanners, M.R.I. devices, pacemakers and arterial stents, we can immediately appreciate how science affects the quality of our lives.” QualityOur LivesBenefitsAppreciateDevicesPacemakers Author:Brian Greene
“At some point in every person's life, you will need an assisted medical device - whether it's your glasses, your contacts, or as you age and you have a hip replacement or a knee replacement or a pacemaker. The prosthetic generation is all around us.” NeedsPersonsAgeGenerationsGlassesMedicalContactHipsKneesDevicesReplacementsProstheticsPacemakers Author:Aimee Mullins
“I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.” WellsHumorFunnyDoorsGarageFartPacemakers Author:Frank Carson
“My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.” StillsNextDoorsNeighborMaking LoveBugsGarageNext Door NeighborsPacemakers Author:Bob Hope
“The phone is gonna disappear. Maybe it will be a bracelet. After the bracelet it will be a blood cell sized device that maybe gets installed. We already have people with Parkinson's that have chips installed in their brain to control their tremors. We already see people have pacemakers to help their heartbeats. I mean we're already putting these technologies into our bodies. It is only going to deepen.” PeopleMeanHelpingBodyBrainTechnologyBloodPhonesDisappearCellsDevicesChipsHeartbeatBraceletParkinsonParkinson'sBlood CellsPacemakers Author:Jason Silva
“This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?” IfsKnowsTwoPainFallCuttingFeetSkinsBonesSpineAccommodateBatteriesPacemakers Author:Jerry Lewis
“The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.” DoorsHusbandKissingDoctorsMy HusbandGarageKiss MePacemakers Author:Minnie Pearl
“We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.” CountryHumorAmericaPoliticalBushismGreat CountryPeacekeepersPacemakers Author:George W. Bush
“Already in 2007 I thought I would be able to break the World record in the near future. That time Sammy Tangui was the pacemaker in Lausanne. I liked the way he was running. He is tall, he has a strong body and his stride is similar to mine. I told him in one of the coming years I would need him when I try to break the World record.” WorldWayNeedsTryingYearsBodyWould BeRunningAbleStrongBreakRecordsMinesTallStrideWorld RecordsPacemakers Author:David Rudisha
“Listen - pacemaker, crash, stroke. What does it mean? God doesn't want me now. That's all.” WantMeanDoeWant MeCrashStrokesPacemakers Author:Kirk Douglas
“Under Medicare right now, I get paid to put a pacemaker in you, but I don't get paid to counsel you about end-of-life care.” EndsCareRight NowPaidMedicareEnd Of LifePacemakers Author:Richard Dooling
“I suspect the psychological pressure associated with that crisis caused the first mental blackout I had ever suffered. It contributed to a deterioration in my health that later required the insertion of a heart pacemaker.” FirstsHeartPressureCrisisPsychologicalSuspectsAggravationDeteriorationBlackoutsPacemakers Author:Kamisese Mara