“If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.” IfsWarHumorWantedFunnyFourPagesBored Author:Lewis Black
“Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"” PeopleTryingYearsTwoBookIdeasHumorFunnyThreeProudConversationPagesHundredHeyNo IdeaFiftyThree YearsNow And ThenProud Of Myself Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!” WorldHumorRealityFunnyNationsAirTvsPagesReality TvSmall World Author:Kristen Schaal
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.” WritingBookDoneHumorFunnyNumbersPagesHumorousWittyCraftsWriting A Book Author:Steven Wright