“I couldn't think of anything worse than going to a fancy dress party. So, if somebody invited me to one, I'd go as the Invisible Man and not turn up.” IfsThinkingMenTurnsPartyDressesInvisibleFancyInvited Author:David Morrissey
“You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.” ThinkingKnowsMenWorldShouldWhitePartyKnow HowExampleHumorousDressesShoesSuitsFarmersLeisurePlasticPigsCostumesBelts Author:Dave Barry
“I always think you can never go wrong with a cute party dress.” ThinkingPartyDressesCute Author:Lauren Conrad
“The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at home.” PeopleRealSelfHomeHappensPartyWorstDressesWorst ThingsReal Self Book:My Story Source: My Story
“The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.” IfsShouldLooksImportantBigsRememberCoursesWhitePartyFrontsTearsColorDependsPercentBiggerDressesImportant ThingsPopulationExcuseIdiotArticlesClothingsGorgeousLifelongBridesStunning Author:Mimi Pond
“Always underdress. The goal is not to look as if you made an effort for the particular event. If you can dress for a different party (i.e., wear black tie to a cocktail party, or tennis clothes for lunch), so much the better. You give the impression of being much in demand.” IfsGivingLooksMadeDifferentGoalBlackPartyEffortEventsParticularDemandClothesDressesImpressionTiesTennisLunchCocktailsCocktail PartiesBlack Tie Author:Lisa Birnbach
“How cool it is to see a bride walking down the aisle with a beautiful long gown with beautiful layers of tulle and organza, unveiling their mini dress at the party?” LongBeautifulPartyWalkingDressesLayersBridesGownsAisleUnveilingTulle Author:Reem Acra
“Only one party sticks out in my mind as a kid. It was the best party ever. I was 5 years old, and my mom dressed me up in a church dress and stockings to go to the party and park.” YearsMindKidsChurchPartyMomDressesSticksMy MomParksStockingsBest Party Author:Rihanna
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper
“The tabloid that said that I dressed up as a medieval, like a sexy medieval something and that upset me more than the dating rumors that have been circling around that were fake. If somebody thinks I'm going to dress sexy to a costume party, they have another thing coming.” IfsThinkingHas BeensSaidPartyDatingDressesSexyUpsetFakeCostumesRumorMedievalDressed UpTabloids Author:Jennifer Lawrence
“I think living is serious. Living well, accepting yourself, using your talents to the fullest, enjoying yourself, that's all serious and important...But I think makeup and fashion should not be taken that seriously...You should have fun making up for a party. You should have fun wearing a sexy dress. When you're beautiful it should give you pleasure.” ThinkingGivingShouldWellsImportantBeautifulFunEnjoyPleasurePartyAcceptingTakenTalentFashionSeriousShould HaveDressesSexyHaving FunMakeupLive WellMaking UpAccepting YourselfYou Re BeautifulUsing Your Talents Author:Diane von Furstenberg