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“A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'”

Said Home Fans Letters Harder Bills Hey These Days Pizza

Author:Zac Efron

“I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order pizza.”

Hate Order Rooms Half I Hate Enormous Kitchen Pizza Living Room

Author:Marina Abramovic

“Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!”

People Ideas Helping Concepts Helping People Pizza Great Idea

Author:Matt Lauer

“Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.”

Grows Animal Planets Eating Bones Muscles Pounds Vegetarian Elephants Pizza Giraffe Cheeseburger

Author:Michael Klaper

“I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.”

Want Walks Watches Dog Tvs Sweat My Dog Pizza

Author:America Ferrera

“The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in a very loud voice, Girl in stall No. 1 were you in Mystic Pizza? I paused and I said, yeah that was me.”

Firsts Said Girl Felt Voice Gone Mom First Time Yeah My Mom Loud Bathroom Pizza Mystic Loud Voices

Author:Julia Roberts

“Even before making music I was always someone that you had to get to know, at school or elementary. I walked the hallways. I would take your pizza”

Knows School Pizza Hallways

Author:Rick Ross

“A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?”

Said Guy Girl Groups Gay California Kitchen Pizza Pretty Girl Guy Friend

Author:Chad Michael Murray

“But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.”

Book:Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

Source: Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

“People doing rote assembly-line movements, or someone tossing dough over and over in a pizza parlour is boring. It’s boring to watch and boring to perform. But if you’re a bad pizza thrower who drops the dough or watches it stick to the ceiling, then we know something more about your character.”

People Ifs Knows Character Lines Watches Movement Sticks Boring Pizza Ceilings Assembly Dough Assembly Line Throwers

Author:Mark Sutton

“So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less.”

States Minutes Promise Pizza I Promise

Author:Ruth Ann Minner

“I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.”

Want I Can Treats My Favorite Meals Sunday Want U Indulgence Pizza

Author:Beyonce Knowles

“Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.”

Values Numbers Pieces Shapes Jokes Size Firm Ties Etc Pizza Warrants

Author:Merton Miller

“The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that's not as fun as saying, 'You can cook a pizza on the windowsill in nine seconds.' And next time my fans eat pizza, they're thinking of Venus!”

Thinking Universe Next Fun Fans Degrees Nine Cooks Seconds Next Time Pizza Venus

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell' by Das Racist. That should be my theme song.”

Should Song Combination Theme Racist Bells Pizza Huts Tacos Taco Bell

Author:Dhani Harrison

“I'm pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it's ever anything else then I'll just go 'mmm', pretend to eat it, then throw it in the bin.”

Ifs Boring Pizza Toppings

Author:Conor Maynard

“A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.”

Rice Pizza Carrots Salmon Tortillas

Author:Jorge Cruise

“In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because of who they actually were, or at least who I thought they might become.”

Long Might School Fall Boys Car Conversation High School Phones Dinner Marathon Pizza

Author:J. Courtney Sullivan

“I don't miss being on the road right now because the thing is, I was on the road for eight years, so I love pizza, but pizza every day for eight years is a different thing.”

Years Different Missing Right Now Eight Different Things Pizza

Author:Fergie

“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”

Thinking Want Pieces Four Cutting Food Eight Pie Pizza Waitress Yogi

Author:Yogi Berra

“Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.”

Fats Pizza Mystic

Author:Vincent D'Onofrio

“I was too young to be an avid enthusiast for the franchise, but like billions of people I remember as a child sitting around with the family on a Friday night with pizza and popcorn and a 'Die Hard' movie on.”

People Children Hard Remember Young Night Dies Sitting Billions Friday Pizza Sitting Around Popcorn Avid Friday Night

Author:Jai Courtney

“After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.”

Shows Remember Night Watches Words Of Wisdom Late Hotel Gigs Pizza Late Night Granny

Author:Jimmy Carr

“It's true that most American citizens think of themselves as living in a democratic country. But when was the last time that any Americans actually sat down and came to a collective decision? Maybe if they are ordering pizzas, but basically never.”

Ifs Thinking Country Lasts Decision Citizens Down And Democratic Sat Collectives Last Time Pizza American Citizens Democratic Country

Author:David Graeber

“I do some concerts. At the moment, I'm being helped a lot by a gig I play in London, which is Pizza Express.”

Play Moments London Concerts Gigs Pizza

Author:Mose Allison

“I gave up so many things. It wasn't that I was out of control - it was just years of eating anything I wanted. I wouldn't eat a whole pizza, but if I wanted pizza two or three times a week, I didn't think to limit myself. So I just cut out all the stuff that I viewed as unhealthy.”

Ifs Thinking Years Two Whole Wanted Three Stuff Cutting Week Limits Eating Three Times Pizza Gave Up Unhealthy

Author:Jerry Ferrara

“The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.”

Want Wells Perfect Flight Cooks Damn Meals Take Me Pizza Gadgets Microwaves Damn Good

Author:John Krasinski