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“We call upon priesthood bearers to store sufficient so that you and your family can weather the vicissitudes of life. Please see to it that those entrusted to your watchcare receive these two pamphlets entitled All Is Safely Gathered In. Exhort them to prepare now for rainy days ahead.”

Two Please Stores Weather Our Family Sufficient Entitled Rainy Rainy Day Priesthood Vicissitudes

Author:Keith B. McMullin

“He's comming to meet me on Sun. Cant wait!!... Please God let him love me!!... This could be it [followed by five happy faces].... Hes going to publish my pictures Im so glad I didn't sleep with him either!... I hate for men to want sex all the time. I hate sex anyway. (1992, diary entry as she prepares for a meeting with Paul Marciano, head of Guess.)”

Men Want Faces Hate Sex Waiting Sleep Sun Five Please I Hate Meetings Glad Cant Publish Diaries Entry Happy Face Diary Entries

Author:Anna Nicole Smith

“Please find out what you can do to make a difference. Take five minutes to educate yourself on an issue you didn't know about before. Then tell somebody else.”

Knows Action Can Do Differences Issues Five Minutes Please Solutions Making A Difference Educate Five Minutes

Author:Matt Damon

“Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?”

People Thinking Said Please One Day Screws Wigs Salons

Author:Carrot Top

“Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.”

Want Looks Play Lying Roles Please Blame Repeats Liars Als Baghdad

Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

“I remember when I first wanted to act my parents were supportive, but it was that they were like please, if you can find something else in the world, don't do this. So it wasn't even they're like 'Oh we've been waiting for you to arrive, welcome to the family business' kind of thing.”

Ifs World Firsts Kind Wanted Remember Waiting Parent Please Welcome Supportive Remember When Waiting For You

Author:Troian Bellisario

“I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.”

Ifs Knows Mean Kids Wife Please Husband Okay My Wife Girlfriend Plus

Author:Andrew Dice Clay

“Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court.”

Mind Please Let Me Court Open Mind Keep An Open Mind

Author:Michael Jackson

“I don't expect everybody to like me. If you try to please everybody, by changing your position and your personality, every time you do that you lose a little bit of yourself.”

Ifs Trying Littles Bits Loses Position Personality Please Little Bit Like Me

Author:Nancy Grace

“Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.”

World Way Should Trying Mother Lines Doubt Please News Letters Communicate Newspapers Best Way Worried Cocaine Amy Spelling

Author:Chelsea Handler

“If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.”

Ifs Men Want Two Half Watches Please Filling Filth Two And A Half Men

Author:Angus T. Jones

“I'm just saying to everyone. The director does not direct the trailer. It's an edited version that takes so many moments of the movie, sometimes it's not even in the movie. The director does the movie. So don't judge the director based on the trailer. Please.”

Doe Sometimes Moments Judging Please Directors Direct Versions Trailers Just Saying Edited

Author:Michel Gondry

“Don't smoke. Don't kill yourselves. Don't maim yourselves. Tell your friends. Please don't smoke.”

Please Smoke

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“I get thousands of requests for mentorship, but they don't offer anything in return, like filing, cleaning my house, or something. All too often, it's "please mentor me; I need my shot." But they don't offer anything in return.”

Needs House Return Please Offers Shots Mentor Cleaning Request Filing

Author:Ryan Blair

“The only thing I can say is that people requested,when The Exorcist it going to be on the big screen? People want it on the big screen and they want to see the footage. I think it's going to do very well. I think it will please people, and the fact that they added the new sound.”

People Thinking Want Wells I Can Facts Bigs Sound Please Screens Big Screen Exorcist

Author:Linda Blair

“Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?”

Knows Real Play Generations Minutes Rocks Please Taste Gay Vampire Racist Weekend This Generation Metallica Taste In Music Gravitas Pro Gay

Author:Greg Behrendt

“I don't understand why anyone would collect my work. Please understand... it's like writing Our House. It took me an hour, it was 30 years ago, get over it! But people say, No, no, it changed my life, and I don't understand that. I can't take that seriously as a producer of what I consider to be art. If they want to collect it, fantastic. If you see what I saw when I took it and it means something to you, then by all means collect it. If I make some money, um, fine.”

People Ifs Want Writing Years Mean Art I Can House Hours Saws Changed Fine Please Years Ago Producers Fantastic Over It Get Over Changed My Life

Author:Graham Nash

“Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!”

Long Bigs Care Tree Fronts Please Summer Don't Care Corners Driving Miles I Don't Care Parks Branches Weed Shade Leafs Malls Miles Away Tree Branches

Author:David Spade

“I don't photograph for other people. I love an audience, mind you. Once I've got them there, then I love an audience. Not a big audience, though. I'd rather please ten people I respect than ten million I don't. But I don't play to an audience, I do it for myself.”

People Mind Play Bigs Millions Audience Please Ten Photograph

Author:Brett Weston

“To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until you stop.”

Writing Song Company Please Xmas Write Your Own

Author:Bill Engvall

“The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?”

Want Made Five Wife Minutes Honor Please Liars Five Minutes Your Honor

Author:Christopher Titus

“Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.”

Turns Football Please Coaches Football Coach

Author:Dana Gould

“Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.”

Believe Please Climate Climate Change Storm Freak

Author:Dana Gould

“I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?”

States Voice Numbers Cities Century Information Please Computer Yeah California Nuggets Pretzels Macy's

Author:Andy Kindler

“Shop smarter and shop less. But please don't let that dissuade you from engaging in campaigns to make real lasting change.”

Real Please Campaigns Shops Lasting Smarter Engaging Lasting Change

Author:Annie Leonard

“The sign at the entrance to my gym locker room says, no cell phones please, cell phones are cameras. They are not. A camera is a Nikon or a Leica or Rolleiflex, and when you strike someone with one, they know they have been hit with something substantial.”

Knows Has Beens Rooms Please Cameras Phones Strikes Cells Gym Cell Phone Entrances Lockers Locker Room Leica Nikon

Author:Danny Lyon

“If you find an idea without form, please let me know because I would love to take a picture of it.”

Ifs Knows Ideas Form Please Let Me

Book:Vik Muniz: seeing is believing

Source: Vik Muniz: seeing is believing

“I walked all around it [the Guggenheim Bilbao] and couldn't find one clear, clean shot. To make things worse, the weather was lousy. Nothing about this rang commercial money shot. In a situation like this there's only one thing to do: forget about pleasing editors, please yourself.”

Forget Situation Clear One Thing Please Shots Clean Weather Things To Do Editors Please Yourself

Author:Robert Polidori

“When you choose to follow Christ, you choose to be changed. Men and women changed for Christ will be captained by Christ. Their will is swallowed up in His will. They do always those things that please the Lord. Not only would they die for the Lord, but more important they want to live for Him. They stand as witnesses of God at all times, and in all things, and in all places. They have Christ on their minds, as they look unto Him in every thought. They have Christ in their hearts as their affections are placed on Him forever.”

Men Want Mind Looks Heart Important Dies Christ Lord Forever Changed Please Men And Women All Things Affection All Time Witness You Choose

Author:Ezra Taft Benson

“Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.”

Feels Trying Firsts Doe Next Moral Steps Gratitude Please Debt First Steps Degradation Treacherous

Book:Stranger in a Strange Land

Source: Stranger in a Strange Land

“You can't please everybody, Microsoft. So stop trying.”

Trying Please Microsoft Stop Trying

Author:Paul Thurrott

“The gentlest man cannot live in peace if it does not please his wicked neighbor.”

Ifs Men Doe Please Neighbor Wicked

Author:Friedrich Schiller

“Please find me a one-armed economist so we will not always hear, "On the other hand..."”

Hands Please Economist Find Me

Author:Herbert Hoover

“I care about the people I know and love the most, but I also care about what the people I don't know think in the sense that I want them to think and understand me in a certain way. I don't base my life around either one, and I don't change the way I live to please either set of people, but I do care.”

People Thinking Knows Way Want Care Certain Please And Love I Care Don't Change Understand Me I Do Care

Author:Marilyn Manson

“You have to take criticism with a grain of salt because you're never going to please everybody.”

Please Criticism Salt Grain Grain Of Salt

Author:Yolanda Adams

“He who embraces the cross and bears it with patience lightens the weight of the cross. Indeed, the weight itself becomes a consolation; for God abounds with grace to all those who carry the cross with good will in order to please him.”

Order Grace Bears Please Crosses Weight Embrace Consolation Good Will

Author:Alphonsus Liguori

“God says, "Please, please help me realize this dream." And some of God's best collaborators are the young, because you dream. You dream God's dream.”

Helping Dream Young Realizing Please Help Me Collaborators

Author:Desmond Tutu

“Who is the ultimate dreamer? Call it as you will: God, higher consciousness, Krishna, spirit, whatever pleases you. .. One dream, one dreamer, billions of embodied characters acting out that one dream. .. Your true essence is that you are part and parcel of the one big dream.”

Character Dream Bigs Spirit Acting Consciousness Higher Please Essence Ultimate Billions Dreamer Krishna Higher Consciousness Parcel Acting Out

Author:Wayne Dyer

“I that please some, try all, both joy and terror Of good and bad, that makes and unfolds error.”

Trying Joy Time Please Errors Terror Maxims Good And Bad

Book:The Winter's Tale: Third Series

Source: The Winter's Tale: Third Series

“I can't think of a recent baseball song except John Fogerty's Centerfield. It's very difficult to write a baseball song that pleases fans and non-fans alike.”

Thinking Writing I Can Song Difficult Fans Please Baseball

Author:Garth Brooks

“Those who taught you were wrong. I have never set down a "right" or "wrong," a "do" or a "don't." To do so would be to strip you completely of your greatest gift - the opportunity to do as you please.”

Would Be Opportunity Taught Please Greatest Gifts

Book:Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue

Source: Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue

“The last thing I would want is for Monbiot, Mann, Flannery, Jones, Hansen and the rest of the Climate rogues' gallery to be granted the mercy of quick release. Publicly humiliated? Yes please. Having all their crappy books remaindered? Definitely. Dragged away from their taxpayer funded troughs and their cushy sinecures, to be replaced by people who actually know what they're talking about? For sure. But hanging? Hell no. Hanging is far too good for such ineffable toerags.”

People Knows Want Book Lasts Talking Hell Please Mercy Climate Release Granted Replaced Taxpayers Gallery Humiliated Rogues Ineffable Trough

Author:James Delingpole

“I've never had the Lord say, 'Jesse, I think that car is a little bit too nice.' I've had vehicles and the Lord said, 'Would you please go park that at your house. Don't put that in front of my house. I don't want people to think that I'm a poor God.'”

People Thinking Want Littles Said House Bits Poor Lord Nice Car Fronts Please Little Bit Parks Vehicle Too Nice

Author:Jesse Duplantis

“We have been discussing sin and the carnal nature from which disciples are getting free. However, we cannot get free by our own strength from these things. It takes our will to want to get free in order to please the Lord and be delivered from what is bringing so much death upon the world. However, we need God's grace and His power to live free of these things.”

World Want Needs Has Beens Order Sin Lord Grace Please Disciple Discussing God's Grace Live Free Need God

Author:Rick Joyner

“Girls, when you walk down the street, just stay nasty. Please stay nasty for me because that's how I freak out. So stay nasty and be nasty and have a beautiful time.”

Beautiful Girl Walks Streets Please Freak Nasty Please Stay

Author:Ol' Dirty Bastard

“I have Black guys who tell me they put my books on their bed stands to read at night like something for guidance or information. That really pleases me a lot. I think my work has changed some things. It's changed me.”

Thinking Book Night Guy Black Information Changed Please Bed Guidance Like Something Please Me Black Guys

Author:Ishmael Reed

“When you please your mother by doing something, it gives you confidence that you can please other people.”

People Giving Mother Please

Author:Gene Wilder

“My mother worked in a cookie factory. My father worked in a factory. So anyone that dares begrudge what I have, just better get off their duff and do something about it to do something for themselves as well as their country. I feel that I have a perfect right to spend my money the way I damn please.”

Way Feels Wells Country Mother Father Perfect Please Dare Damn Factories Cookies

Author:Liberace

“I've never seen a single demonstration in Pakistan, in the streets of Gaza, in the West Bank, in which the people have come out with signs saying, "Please give us better roads. Please give us new prenatal clinics. Please give us a new sewage system." I'm sure they'd like those things, but it's not what they demand in the demonstrations. In the demonstrations, they talk about justice, they talk about an end to Israeli occupation.”

People Giving Ends Justice Streets Please Demand West Occupation Pakistan Israeli Demonstration Gaza Clinic Sewage Saying Please Israeli Occupation Sign Sayings

Author:Robert Fisk

“I realized you might make money at writing, and you might even make a living at it. So after that I didn't write stories just for the class but wrote them for the purpose of submitting them somewhere, and at some point in the process, I began writing them just to please myself and that's where you begin to see the real value of a life of writing.”

Writing Real Stories Might Purpose Values Process Class Please I Realized Making Money Real Value

Author:Dean Koontz

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