“No organization, whether it's police or physicians or whatever, wants to have its errors held up to the light of day, but it's wrong, as is coming out so well.” WantWellsLightOrganizationPoliceErrorsComing OutPhysicians Author:William P. Leahy
“What did Doctor Doom really want? He wanted to rule the world. Now, think about this. You could walk across the street against a traffic light and get a summons for jaywalking, but you could walk up to a police officer and say "I want to rule the world," and there's nothing he can do about it, that is not a crime. Anybody can want to rule the world. So, even though he was the Fantastic Four's greatest menace, in my mind, he was never a criminal!” ThinkingWorldWantMindLightWantedCan DoWalksFourStreetsCrimeDoctorsPoliceCriminalsFantasticOfficersTrafficDoomPolice OfficerMenaceTraffic LightFantastic Four Author:Stan Lee
“Liverpool's grand opera also gave us some light comedy - on hearing the news that the house of goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled, and his Porsche stolen, while he was heroically saving penalties at Anfield, fans took a typically witty line: police were said to be interviewing a man from the West London area, a certain Frank Lampard, whose whereabouts on Tuesday between 7.45pm and 10.15pm are unknown. Indeed.” MenSaidLightCertainHouseLinesComedyFansFootballNewsAreasPoliceWestWittyHearingLondonSavingSoccerAnalysisOperaFrankPenaltiesStolenLiverpoolTuesdayGoalkeepersPorscheWhereaboutsAnfield Author:Declan Lynch
“As gas-light is found to be the best nocturnal police, so the universe protects itself by pitiless publicity.” LightUniverseFoundProtectPoliceBeing The BestGasPublicityNocturnal Author:Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I feel that instead of putting myself out in that light, I'd rather be on this side of the camera just to make sure that the movie, from my perspective as far as police procedures, is done properly. I got my daughters in it, that's good enough for me. Scott's got a way of talking me into things, and I told him I don't like the way he can talk me into stuff.” WayFeelsDoneEnoughLightStuffSidesTalkingPerspectiveDaughterPoliceCamerasMy DaughterGood EnoughProceduresWay Of Talking Author:Ralph Sarchie
“Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.” UseHumorLightFunnyUsedComedyWeekRedPoliceCamerasAssumingLocalsDriversPolicemenSurveillanceCongressmanBrothelsRed LightsSurveillance Cameras Author:Dennis Miller
“[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the writing? It says ''BullShake Party Patrol.'' Yes. Whatnow?” WritingSaidLightFoundSidesPartyCarPoliceYeahPolice Cars Author:Adam Rex
“Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm following you with my lights flashing, and whoever's driving isn't pulling over." "Let him go," Claire said. "Trust me. You aren't going to get him to stop." "Oh, God. It's Myrnin, isn't it?" "Tell that police lady to stop chasing me," Myrnin said, annoyed, from the front seat. "Really, I'm not THAT bad at this.” SaidLightThreeCarFrontsPoliceFollowingAccidentsDrivingSeatsPullingChasingTrust MeAnnoyedClaireMyrninLet Him GoMyrnin And ClaireChasing Me Author:Rachel Caine
“Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins and cheques written in crayon by people on park benches to merchants doing business in cardboard boxes from beneath highway bridges. Further, the roads are subject to random detours, anyone with a screwdriver can control the traffic lights, and there are no police.” PeopleProblemLightUsedWrittenSubjectsCarPoliceBoxesHeavySecureBridgesParksTrafficCoinsHighwaysTransfersBenchesMerchantsDetoursServerCrayonChequesTraffic LightCardboard BoxesPark BenchesScrewdrivers Book:Web Security & Commerce Source: Web Security & Commerce
“I don’t know why liberals want to disarm the law-abiding population, but I do know that not a single argument proffered stands the light of facts. Armed citizens deter far more crimes than the police, and far more lives are saved by the intended victim being armed than are lost in firearm accidents.” KnowsWantFactsLightLawLostCrimeCitizensArgumentPoliceVictimPopulationAccidentsSavedAbidingFirearmsArmed Citizens Author:Paul Craig Roberts
“This one time I made love on the back seat of a car and the police came and shined his light on me, and I said I'm strokin'. That's what I'm doing, I be strokin'.” MadeSaidLightCarDatingPoliceSeatsOne Time Author:Clarence Carter