“The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons. ... Republicans: The No. 1 reason the rest of the world thinks we're deaf, dumb, and dangerous.” ThinkingWorldReasonChristianPoliticalPartyLibertyBoysDangerousRepublicanTaxesGolfRadioDumbCorporateRacistPantsCheatEconomistBullyDeafConvenienceFundamentalistSwampsDevelopersFaith BasedMidgetNihilistMisanthropicSweatshopsTycoonsShills Author:Garrison Keillor
“Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.” PoliticalPoliticsPoliticianDumbPlus Author:Will Rogers
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” PeopleFunnyPoliticalLowsDumbVotersFewerPollsGoreIndicationBushismFunny BushPollingVoter Turnout Author:Al Gore
“I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.” WantHeartI CanHelpingPoliticalStuffEnjoyCleverDumbPoopPithyDumb Stuff Author:Sarah Silverman
“Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.” EnoughPoliticalInformationDeserveComicDumbPollsAmerican PoliticsComic Strips Author:Garry Trudeau