“It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire... "Alice Cooper for President"... when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes.” PeopleThinkingWritingPersonsRunningPoliticalPresidentLevelsKnownJokesVoteRanSatire Author:Alice Cooper
“If Harriet Miers were not a crony of the president of the United States, her nomination to the Supreme Court would be a joke, as it would have occurred to no one else to nominate her.” IfsStatesWould BePresidentUnitedUnited StatesJokesCourtSupremeSupreme CourtNominationsCronies Author:Charles Krauthammer
“I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.” PresidentJokesAmerican Politics Author:Bob Hope
“John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech. Kerry was stunned about this. He said, 'What? People are listening to my speeches?'” PeopleSaidPresidentListeningRepublicanSpeechJokesIraqPresident BushJohn KerryStunned Author:Jay Leno
“In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.” StatesLastsPresidentCommunitySpaceUnitedUnited StatesComedyGayJokesSacredDisasterCowsAcceptablePopeRidiculeThis SocietyChernobylSpace ShuttleBlowing UpGay CommunitySacred Cows Author:Sam Kinison
“For Europeans a president having an affair, especially in France, is a joke. No one cares, it would never bring this kind of trouble to a country.” KindCountryCarePresidentTroubleJokesAffairFranceNo One Cares Author:Julie Delpy
“Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)” GivingLongSaidNextPresidentDogBecomingRepublicanJokesMeetingsCandidatesPocketsCarrieEndorsementsChristie Author:Jimmy Fallon