“That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.” PeopleThinkingHateTechnologyComputerProgramProgrammingSoftwareProgrammersComputer ProgrammingSoftware EngineeringComputer ProgrammersComputer Software Author:Larry Niven
“There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.” WayFirstsTwoDifficultSimpleDesignHumorousProgramMethodObviousWittyComplicatedOne WayCodeComplexityProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringTwo WaysProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceDeficiencyProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageDevelopersSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareSimplicity In DesignFunny ComputerProgramming FunnySimplicity And EleganceSimple And ComplexProgress And Development Author:Tony Hoare
“Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline.” ArtStillsStatesBlackTechnologyDevelopmentDisciplineComputerProgramCurrentsProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringConsideringComputer ProgrammingSoftware EngineeringSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareBlack Art Author:William J. Clinton
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.” WayWritingTwoComputerProgramThirdsErrorsProgrammingSoftwareTwo WaysProgrammersComputer ProgrammingProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersComputer SoftwareFunny ComputerProgramming Funny Author:Alan Perlis