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“For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.”

Real One Thing Real Life Pun

Author:Tim Vine

“Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.”

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.”

Two Strings Coincidence Knots Acoustics Tangled Pun Coincidence In Life

Author:Arthur Koestler

“The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.”

Fall Stuff Laughing Stupid Jokes Filled Bathroom Make Me Laugh Pun Infantile Sopranos Bad Jokes Retrograde

Author:David Chase

“I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.”

Pun Shameless Beth

Author:Beth Ditto

“Coincidence is a spiritual pun.”

Spiritual Definitions Coincidence Pun

Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton