Best said & half Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“When I turned 50, something clicked in my head and I said, 'I'm not going to live to 100. I'm half-cooked already.' I set the family down and I said, 'Listen everybody, we're now entering the decade of Daddy. We're going to start doing things that I want to do.”

Want Said Half Down And Decades Entering Daddy

Author:Kevin O'Leary

“Even having to do the amount of press that I have to do is dreadful and gives me so much anxiety. After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said.”

Giving Said Done Whole Dream Bigs Half Week Stupid Amount Anxiety Give Me Presses Stupid Things

Author:Chloe Sevigny

“I took the ET job because I wanted to stop traveling and they said I would only work half a day. Then I could work on music the rest of the day. They put in my contract that I wouldn't work after 1 P.M.”

Said Wanted Jobs Half Contracts They Said

Author:John Tesh

“It is said that the American vocabulary has declined by half in the past few decades. It's a tragic instance of desertification following upon monocultural commodity production, the clear-cutting of written and spoken English.”

Said Past Half Clear Cutting Written Productions Following Decades Instance Tragic Commodity Vocabulary Clear Cutting Spoken English

Book:Epicurean Simplicity

Source: Epicurean Simplicity

“Long ago it was said that 'one half of the world does not know how the other half lives.' That was true then. It did not know because it did not care. The half that was on top cared little for the struggles, and less for the fate, of those who were underneath, so long as it was able to hold them there and keep its own seat.”

Knows World Littles Long Doe Said Care Able Half Know How Struggle Fate Seats Long Ago Other Half One Half Half Life

Book:How the Other Half Lives: Studies Among the Tenements of New York

Source: How the Other Half Lives: Studies Among the Tenements of New York

“In my younger days, when I was painted by the half-educated, loose and inaccurate ways women had, I used to say, "How much women need exact science" But since I have known some workers in science, I have now said, "How much science needs women"”

Way Needs Said Science Used Half Known Workers Educated Exact Sciences Younger Days

Author:Maria Mitchell

“There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.”

Ifs Said Lying Half Falsehood Deliberate Exaggerated Orators

Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)

“Souls (or minds) are thought of as purely non-physical, they can't be weighed, split in half, heated or cooled, they lack mass, electric charge and so on...but how could they possibly have a cause and effect relationship with bodies that are said to have these, and only these physical properties?”

Mind Said Soul Body Causes Half Effects Mass Property Splits Electric Cause And Effect

Author:Austin Dacey

“How do you untell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do, is spread false gossip ... so people think that everything that's been said is untrue. Include that Stanley is having an affair. It's like the end of Spartacus. I have seen the movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is. And, that is what makes that movie a classic whodunnit.”

People Thinking Knows Said Stills Real Ends Can Do Half Mouths Affair Spread Classic Gossip Dozen Untrue Stanley Spartacus

Author:Michael Scott

“It has been said, and only half in jest, that a tough, professionally led union is a great force for improving management performance. It forces the manager to think about what he is doing and to be able to explain his actions and behavior.”

Thinking Has Beens Said Able Action Force Half Behavior Tough Performances Management Unions Managers Improving Jest

Author:Peter Drucker

“Jerry Lewis played on the very first season of Mad About You, and he played basically himself, but he was called some other name. He said he's never done it; he'd never done a half-hour of [sitcom] television. This was 1992 or '93. And I said, "Well how is that?" And he goes, "Nobody ever asked me." It's like the pretty girl at the dance; everybody's too afraid to ask.”

Firsts Wells Said Done Girl Asks Names Hours Half Television Seasons Mad Sitcom Jerry Half Hours Pretty Girl

Author:Paul Reiser

“Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'”

Said Waiting President Half Minutes Trump Backgrounds Ass President Obama Attacking

Author:David Letterman

“One of the laws of nature," Gordon said, "is that half the people have got to be below average.""For a Gaussian distribution, yeah," Cooper said. "Sad, though.”

People Said Law Half Yeah Average Distribution Laws Of Nature

Book:Timescape

Source: Timescape

“Said the tiger to the lily, Said the viper to the rose, Let us marry so our children May attain the double pose. With a feline half a flower With the attar in the asp We could institute a slaughter That would make a planet gasp.”

May Children Said Half Planets Flower Our Children Rose Tigers Slaughter Institute Lilies Feline Vipers

Book:Venus Invisible: And Other Poems

Source: Venus Invisible: And Other Poems

“I have said consistently in my 16-and-a-half years in the parliament, I have always supported the party room's decision and the party room is the ultimate authority on these matters. I don't expect that to change.”

Years Said Matter Decision Rooms Party Half Authority Ultimate Consistently Parliament Half A Year

Author:Nick Minchin

“The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them were intruders trying to get in. The other half was President Obama trying to get out.”

Trying Years Has Beens Said Past House President White Secret Half Five Five Years White House President Obama Fence Jumping Incidents Other Half Secret Service Intruders

Author:Conan O'Brien

“When we started the show, there were mixed responses. Half of the people said, 'That show doesn't have a chance.' The other half said, 'That show doesn't have a prayer.'”

People Said Shows Chance Prayer Half Response Other Half

Author:David Letterman

“According to a new survey, almost half of the voters in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania say that they do not trust Hillary Clinton. Republicans immediately got together and said, 'OK, this is a huge opportunity for us. How are we going to screw it up?'”

Said Together Opportunity Half Huge Republican Clinton Voters Florida Screws Surveys Ohio Pennsylvania

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if you get the feeling he's repeating himself every half hour, that's where he learned it from.”

Ifs Said Feelings President Hours Half Watches Morning Likes President Obama Half Hours Espn

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Then do you mean that I have got to go on catching these damned two-and-a-half pounders at this corner forever and ever? The keeper nodded. Hell! said Mr. Castwell. Yes , said his keeper.”

Mean Said Two Half Hell Forever Sea Goes On Rivers Fishes Corners Boat Lakes Fishing Catching Keepers

Author:G. E. M. Skues

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