“If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.” IfsWantHumorFunnySeaRiversSticksVery GoodFishesBoatLakesFishingPostureGood Posture Author:Mitch Hedberg
“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.” KnowsShouldTwoHumorFunnySeaRiversFishesBoatTwo ThingsLakesFishingChickensPenguinsFish Tanks Author:Dave Attell
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.” KnowsWantShowsHumorFunnySeaTvsLateRiversFishesBoatLakesFishingLet It GoTrout Fishing Author:Mitch Hedberg
“And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.” HumorFunnySeaAirplaneSaliva Author:Tommy Cooper
“I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.” HumorFunnyPastBitsSeaMeatLoad Author:Tim Vine
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” YearsHumorFunnyLastsLinesSeaRiversCaughtFishesBoatLakesFishingLast YearFishermanFly FishingAnglingFish TanksCatching Fish Author:Steven Wright