“God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.” ShouldAsksSexWifeWillingReturnCommitRestraintAdulteryLecheryCommitting Adultery Author:Saint Augustine
“Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!” IfsShouldSchoolCoursesSexSportsMissingDeserveHarderOlympicsMedalAdultery Author:Lewis Black
“[When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards throwing themselves at their feet around this place.” YearsSexFeetCommittedCommitPresidentialCandidatesThrowingAdulteryPresidential CandidateLifeguard Author:Patricia Schroeder