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“The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.”

Inspirational Problem Humor Funny Pool Genes Lifeguard

Author:David Gerrold

“The challenges should be familiar. They should have some relationship to the feelings - like, if a movie's about being demoralized at work, it should feel familiar to people, whether you're a roofer or a lifeguard. But there's a million different ways to be demoralized, especially at work.”

People Ifs Way Feels Should Different Feelings Challenges Millions Should Have Familiar Different Ways Working It Demoralized Lifeguard

Author:Steven Conrad

“[When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards throwing themselves at their feet around this place.”

Years Sex Feet Committed Commit Presidential Candidates Throwing Adultery Presidential Candidate Lifeguard

Author:Patricia Schroeder

“I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.”

Jobs Growing Up Growing Goodness Summer Saved Lifeguard

Author:Amber Heard

“pools of blood are not recreational even lifeguards drown when the undertow breaks bread with the underbelly demons disguised as sharks have not put enough thought into their costumes a wiseman stays ashore when pointed fins read like italian subtitles the end is near (...) the beginning”

Ends Enough Break Blood Bread Demon Italian Pool Costumes Sharks Fins Subtitles Undertow End Is Near Lifeguard

Author:Saul Williams

“As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed and controlled. People will put up with all sorts of tyranny, poverty, and painful treatment if they're convinced that they'll eventually escape to some resort in the sky where lifeguards are superfluous and the pool never closes. Moreover, the faithful are usually willing to risk their skins in whatever military adventure their government may currently be promoting.”

Source: Skinny Legs and All

“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”

People Ifs Would Be Duty Singing Sight Insult Drowning American Idol Lifeguard

Author:Simon Cowell

“The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.”

Years School Sound Car Keys High School Drivers Permit After School Car Keys School Friends Lifeguard High School Friends

Author:Sloane Crosley

“The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me”

Firsts Two School Young Students Surprise California Southern Preps Southern California Young Students Lifeguard

Author:Parker Stevenson

“Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.”

Hands Girl Seeing Beach Hand In Hand Admiring Lifeguard

Author:Johnny Carson