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“When I get up at five in the morning to go fishing, I wake my wife up and ask, 'What'll it be dear, sex or fishing?' And she says, “Don't forget your waders.'”

Asks Sex Forget Morning Five Wife Dear My Wife Get Up Fishing Forget You

Author:Robert Ruark

“I've never really suffered complete and utter writer's block, really. I equate it with sex: in the beginning of my career, I was writing five songs a week; now, I occasionally write a song. But it's an exciting moment when it happens!”

Writing Moments Happens Song Sex Careers Five Week Exciting Block Writer's Block

Author:Loudon Wainwright III

“No move towards the extinction of the passion between the sexes has taken place in the five or six thousand years that the world has existed.”

World Years Moving Passion Sex Taken Five Thousand Six Thousand Years Extinction

Book:An Essay on the Principle of Population: Illustrated

Source: An Essay on the Principle of Population: Illustrated

“Victory [over homophobia] may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that "don't ask, don't tell" and same-sex adoption bans will be as unspeakable and inexplicable to my grandchildren as counting a slave as three-fifths of a human being.”

Years Humans May Three Asks Sex Human Beings Doubt Five Victory Slave No Doubt Adoption Grandchildren Counting Bans Homophobia Unspeakable Inexplicable My Grandchildren

Author:Jacob M. Appel

“I'm definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I'm able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it's a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.”

Ifs Knows Want Trying Looks Able Night Guy Sex Five Minutes Figures Conversation Waste Faster Wasting Time Five Minutes All Night

Author:Tyrese Gibson

“In a business society, the role of sex can be summed up in five pitiful little words. There is money in it.”

Littles Sex Business Roles Five Pitiful

Book:The Folks at Home

Source: The Folks at Home

“I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.”

People Thinking Trying Sex Five Week Married Refuse Bizarre Buddy

Author:Billy Bob Thornton

“Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends at half past five.”

Ends Past Sex Half Five Alive Wife Wonderful Berserk

Author:Gavin Ewart

“After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.”

Men Feelings Sex Five Thirty

Author:Austin O'Malley

“I was vegetarian, trying to eat from fast-food restaurants without meat. I didn't know how to eat properly and I was starving. I was adrenalized to the eyeballs from performing. I was afraid that I was sick with AIDS. We were playing five shows a week. I even went through a period of abstinence where I didn't drink and stopped having sex. Which is crazy. Maybe I'm answering too many questions at once here, but this is where my mind was at the age of 25.”

Knows Trying Mind Shows Age Sex Know How Five Week Crazy Periods Drink Sick Aids Performing Meat Restaurants Vegetarian Starving Fast Food Abstinence Having Sex Eyeballs Fast Food Restaurants

Author:Michael Stipe

“What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.”

Knows Kids Sex Differences Five Four Wife And Love Sex And Love

Author:James Caan