“Sex is the ... tremulous and bewildering and nerve-racking and delicious and myriad-adjectived soul-condition ... generally known as love. Ninety-nine point nine repeater percent of the world's literature has been devoted to its analysis. It's therefore of some importance.” WorldHas BeensSoulLiteratureSexKnownConditionsPercentImportanceNineAnalysisNervesDevotedDeliciousNinetyNinety Nine Author:William John Locke
“If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight?” IfsThinkingMenDoeEarthSexMinutesEightEvery ManNine Author:Peter Greenaway
“American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.” IfsHappensKidsNightNextSexMorningAreasNineNoiseGet UpClockSaturdaySaturday NightRural Areas Author:Mel Brooks
“I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd get to my bed and there'd be someone in there with whom I was supposed to have an activity is horrifying to me.” IdeasSexDogMomActivityBedCatNineSharksBunniesLizardsWorking Mom Author:Paula Poundstone
“[Bachelors'] approach to gastronomy is basically sexual, since few of them under seventy-nine will bother to produce a good meal unless it is for a pretty woman.” SexProduceApproachNineBotherMealsSeventiesBachelorsCookeryPretty WomanGood Meals Author:M. F. K. Fisher
“To allow the policy question of same-sex marriage to be considered and resolved by a select, patrician, highly unrepresentative panel of nine is to violate a principle even more fundamental than no taxation without representation: no social transformation without representation.” SocialSexDecisionPrinciplesPolicyTransformationFundamentalsCourtNineRepresentationTaxationRulingGay MarriageDissentSelectMeltingCourt DecisionSocial TransformationTaxation Without Representation Author:Antonin Scalia