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“In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.”

Thinking Way Sex Comedy Noise

Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.”

Ifs Happens Kids Night Next Sex Morning Areas Nine Noise Get Up Clock Saturday Saturday Night Rural Areas

Author:Mel Brooks

“I've always said about 50% of what happens at a concert has to do with the audience. If you play for a dead audience you're gonna stink. If we play for a great crowd we're much better. You want 'em to make noise. It's kinda like sex, if they don't make noise, you ain't doin' it right.”

Ifs Want Said Play Happens Sex Audience Crowds Noise Ems Concerts Stink

Author:Billy Joel

“If you put together all the ingredients that naturally attract children - sex, violence, revenge, spectacle and vigorous noise - what you have is grand opera.”

Ifs Children Together Sex Violence Revenge Noise Ingredients Opera Vigorous

Author:Judith Martin