“Show business is like a bumpy bus ride. Sometimes you find yourself temporarily juggled out of your seat and holding onto a strap. But the main idea is to hang in there and not be shoved out the door.” IdeasSometimesShowsDoorsSeatsFinding YourselfBusShow BusinessHolding OnHang In There Author:Cliff Robertson
“In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.” YearsHas BeensShowsGuySituationTeamDrinkingSmellOpeningBeerLeagueSeatsBusSoftballBeer DrinkingBikinisSwedish Author:Dave Barry
“After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels good to get back to the bus and smooth it away. Sometimes you need something alcohol-based, especially on tour when you don't always get a chance to keep washing your face all the time.” NeedsFeelsSometimesShowsFacesChanceAlcoholFeel GoodDirtyMakeupGet BackYour FaceBusSweatSmoothWashingVenues Author:Ellie Goulding