“President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names.” ShowsHumorHandsFunnyNamesNationsPresidentUnitedSupportSpeechTouchingUnited NationsPresident BushAssemblyGeneral Assembly Author:Tina Fey
“The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.” ThinkingShowsHumorBigsFunnyTypeDrugFlyingSixtyCoincidenceNunHallucinogenic Drugs Book:My Point...And I Do Have One Source: My Point...And I Do Have One
“During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the good, the bald and the ugly.” InspirationalShowsFunnyGoldFellowsUglyPityEntertainingAthleticsDuncanBloopers Author:Daley Thompson
“So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.” MadeShowsHomeKidsFunnyWaitingGoldAthleteChinaChineseGentlemanOlympicsMedalGold MedalsLadies And GentlemenLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.” IfsShowsFunnyLastsNightHoursFourDoctorsOlympicsLast NightFeverTorchesLondon Olympics Author:Craig Ferguson