“Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.” IfsShowsFunnyLastsNightHoursFourDoctorsOlympicsLast NightFeverTorchesLondon Olympics Author:Craig Ferguson
“We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.” ThinkingDoeShowsLastsNightEnjoyPresidentNumbersPresident ObamaLast NightVisitingNbc Author:Jay Leno
“Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.” KnowsKindSaidShowsTodayLastsNightTurnsHurtOne ThingAll KindsOpponentsTomsDirtLast NightSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno