“I did get upset once, when we were hiking between pitches 15 and 16. Two women and a dog were trying to find their way down through the maze of trails below the First Summit and they asked us: 'Are you on the trail?' I let my indignity show: 'NO, we're on a CLIMB!'” WayTryingFirstsTwoShowsDogUpsetClimbsHikingTrailsSummitMazesIndignity Author:Andy Cairns
“Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.” ThinkingShowsAbleRememberFoundUpsetRemember WhenSantaSanta Claus Author:David Letterman
“The fool will upset the whole science of astronomy, but as the Holy Scripture shows, it was the sun and not the earth which Joshua ordered to stand still.” StillsWholeShowsEarthSunFoolHolyAstronomyScriptureUpsetHoly Scriptures Author:Martin Luther
“You look sad even though we just met No need to get upset But I got a show, gotta go, so I thank you And if you wanna still get sexed down You could catch the next Greyhound But until then, I gotta go, so I thank you” IfsNeedsLooksStillsShowsNextMetsUpsetGreyhounds Author:Eamon
“The Four Rules of Life: 1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don't be upset at the results.” ShowsResultsPayAttentionFourPay AttentionUpsetTelling The TruthRules Of Life Author:Bill Vaughan