“We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.” PeopleHumorFunnySimpleCitiesBombs Author:Robin Williams
“I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"” YearsIdeasHumorFunnyHoursSimpleBoysAirComfortableYeahTwelveConditioningAir ConditioningSweatshops Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'." That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's easy, Lola - you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!” KnowsWayDoeSaidTwoHumorFunnyTogetherEasyBornSimpleSawsMiddleMissingTvsArmsLettersRaisesThey SaidContractions Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.” MenHumorFunnyMotherFatherSimpleResultsFrontsStandingSimpletonsSimple Man Author:Chic Murray
“The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."” IfsLittlesTodayFunnyFacesSimpleWittyCreedsRevenue Author:David Frost