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“The more popular a person thinks he is in the blogosphere, the thinner his skin and the thicker his hypocrisy. This should be exactly the opposite: the higher you go the thicker the skin and thinner the hypocrisy.”

Thinking Should Persons Funny Higher Skins Opposites Thoughtful Hypocrisy Blogging

Author:Guy Kawasaki

“Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.”

World Humor Would Be Funny Impossible Prove Skins Twenties Champion Pace Theologian Chimpanzees Gorillas Heavyweights Autopsy

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.”

Thinking Way Character Humor Funny Girl Grows Growing Up Growing Ten Skins Combination

Author:Tina Fey

“Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.”

Funny Fall Hurt Laughing Skins Slips Discomfort Bananas

Author:Shahrukh Khan

“Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?”

Reason Humor Funny Hate Color Skins

Author:Denis Leary

“Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.”

Giving Persons Funny Hope Giving Up Humorous Skins Bones Lawyer Retaining

Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”

Funny Political Differences Money Liberty Economic Taxes Skins Libertarian Taxation Collectors Income Tax Funny Money Tax Day Taxes Funny Federal Taxes

Author:Mark Twain

“The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.”

Men Inspirational Earth Funny Environment Disease Skins Environmental Earth Day Green Earth Save The Environment Saving The Earth Conserving Environment

Author:Friedrich Nietzsche