“John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.” WellsEndsHardStudyIraqBoringCampaignsStuckSenateHomeworkJohn Kerry Author:Jay Leno
“A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.'” MayFacesStudyRiskMiddleGoes OnVictoryAdultsStrategyDrinkingIraqEntitledMiddle AgedDementiaBinge Author:Tina Fey
“The things that happen are an earthquake, another bomb in Iraq, some big jolt on Wall Street in oil prices, and then you have some new study on drought patterns from climate change. Or another little incremental improvement in photovoltaics. Where do those fit in to the daily stream? They don't.” LittlesBigsHappensStudyStreetsWallFitClimateClimate ChangeIraqPatternsOilImprovementStreamsBombsEarthquakesDroughtOil Price Author:Andrew Revkin
“Quit Iraq Study Group to avoid politicizing it.” StudyGroupsIraqQuittingStudy Group Author:Rudy Giuliani
“According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.” StudyStudentsIraqMapsLiteracy Author:Jay Leno