“Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!” KnowsTroubleStupidRepublicanStupid Republican Author:Herman Cain
“I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” MenYoungSawsStupidRepublicanYoung ManEggsPlatesSauceStupid RepublicanChrome Author:Mitt Romney
“If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.” IfsPoorCitiesStupidRepublicanHatefulGhettoSlumsStupid Republican Author:Spiro T. Agnew
“We need a leader, not a reader.” NeedsLeaderStupidReaderRepublicanStupid Republican Author:Herman Cain
“How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?” StupidRepublicanDeliciousCubanStupid Republican Author:Herman Cain
“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” MenShouldSexStupidRepublicanMarriedAtheistConservativeProstitutionHaving SexGrown ManDumb LiberalStupid RepublicanStupid Conservative Author:Jerry Falwell
“I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” SocialAcceptingStupidOughtRepublicanArgumentSakeConservativeSillyTensionBe EncouragedDumb LiberalStupid RepublicanStupid Conservative Author:Antonin Scalia
“These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.” PeopleLittlesBigsSchoolGirlStupidSweetRepublicanConcernedBad PeopleStupid Republican Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.” FunnyStupidFoolHumorousShameConservativeFoolishDumbFoolishnessFooledBushismStupidestFunny BushDumb LiberalFools And FoolishnessStupid RepublicanStupid CelebrityI Was StupidStupidest CelebrityStupid ConservativeDumbest CelebrityFool MeShame On YouShame On MeFool Me Once Author:George W. Bush
“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ChristianReligionAsksChristianitySlaveSoldierAtheistConservativeChristian AtheistDumb LiberalGreat Veterans DayStupid RepublicanStupid Conservative Author:Jerry Falwell
“If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.” IfsHumorTodayPoliticalPoliticsAliveStupidRepublicanGravesStupid Republican Author:Gerald R. Ford