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“Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.”

Earth Environment Share Stupid Creatures Structure Bones Contempt Heritage Dna Aunt Sibling

Book:Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)

Source: Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)

“Except two breeds - the stupid and the narrowly feline - all women have a touch of the Lesbian: an assertion all good non-analytic creatures refute with horror, but quite true: there is always the poignant intensive personal taste, the flair of inner-sex, in the tenderest friendships of women.”

Two Sex Stupid Taste Horror Creatures Sexuality Assertion Poignant Analytics Flair Feline Personal Taste

Book:Human Days: A Mary MacLane Reader

Source: Human Days: A Mary MacLane Reader

“I am a profound pessimist both about life and about human relations and about politics and ecology. Humans are inadequate and stupid creatures who sooner or later make a mess, and those who are trying to do good do a lot more damage than those who are muddling along.”

Trying Humans Stupid Creatures Relation Profound Mess Damage Sooner Or Later Ecology Inadequate Pessimist Human Relations

Author:A. S. Byatt

“Nobody knows, understands or can possibly explain why that preposterous creature does what he does. In fact there is no explanation - or better there is only one explanation: the person in question is stupid.”

Knows Persons Doe Facts Stupid Creatures Explanation Nobody Knows

Author:Carlo M. Cipolla

“We are the most amazing creatures that this world has ever produced, but we seem to also have this herd mentality; we seem to be the most stupid, also.”

World Seems Stupid This World Creatures Mentality Herds Most Amazing Herd Mentality

Author:Vivienne Westwood

“The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.”

Source: The Wealth of Nations (illustrated)

“Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!”

Stupid Creatures Rats

Book:The Art of Bone

Source: The Art of Bone

“Sheep are not the docile, pleasant creatures of the pastoral idyll. Any countryman will tell you that. They are sly, occasionally vicious, pathologically stupid. The lenient shepherd may find his flock unruly, definant. I cannot afford to be lenient.”

May Stupid Creatures Pleasant Sheep Vicious Flocks Shepherds Countrymen Sly Docile Unruly Lenient

Book:Chocolat

Source: Chocolat