“Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.” PeopleStupidDrugDrunkThings In LifeWrong Things Author:Bobby Vinton
“The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.” IfsCareJobsSimpleAudienceLaughingStupidFunctionDrunkComicLaughedStraightforward Author:Marcus Brigstocke
“A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.” PeopleIfsThinkingWayKindStoriesHoursSawsStupidBasketballLogicDrunkRestaurantsUniformsJordan Author:Tucker Max
“Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.” PeopleInterestingStupidSmartDrunkSmart PeopleStupid ThingsBeing Drunk Author:Kit Williamson
“I mean we [The Beatles] had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and all that. They were so condescending and stupid. Everybody trying to use us. It was a special humiliation for me because I could never keep my mouth shut and I'd always have to be drunk or pilled to counteract this pressure. It was really hell .” TryingMeanUseLordClassHellMiddleSpecialStupidMouthsPressureDrunkMiddle ClassHumiliationMayorsCondescendingShowbiz Author:John Lennon
“I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!” WellsStuffStupidPlanetsShotsYeahDrunkRidingElectricSwearTequilaShots Of Tequila Author:Bill Engvall
“I think the Birmingham accent has a lot to do with that, it certainly doesn't help you when you're trying to put a point across. We also set ourselves up for it sometimes by getting drunk and doing stupid things, but I thought that was what rock 'n' roll was all about.” ThinkingTryingSometimesHelpingStupidDrunkGetting Drunk Author:Clint Mansell
“Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it. On the other hand, no one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs the business, so crowds get drunk and yell out a bunch of stupid stuff at me. Pot doesn't cause people to do that. I did a show in Amsterdam a few months ago, and people weren't yelling stuff out at all. They also weren't laughing very much, but I think they were still having a good time.” PeopleThinkingLongRunningLaughingHellStupidDrinkingSellingDrunkComicSmokingGood TimesPotHaving A Good Time Author:Doug Benson