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“You are pushed to behave differently here, you don't really have a choice. If you cheat you have no chance of being admired. Even your own supporters will dislike you. So what do you do? Well, the way is not to be stupid, but not to cheat either. If there is a foul, you have to fall. I call it 'helping the referee to make a decision'. That's not cheating.”

Ifs Way Wells Helping Choices Fall Chance Decision Stupid Football Like You Managers Soccer Behave Cheating Dislike Cheat Supporter Chairman Foul Referee

Author:Jose Mourinho

“Los Angeles people are incapable of passively mainlining TV and movies. Here you have to read who produced or directed every episode, who wrote it, who had guests shots and whether you know them personally and if they like you. You have to figure out who everybody's agent is and whether yours is better. You not only know but deeply care about the difference between such job titles as Producer, Supervising Producer, and Executive Story Editor. ... So while the rest of the country is lying stupid in a media-induced coma, people in L.A. are in constant withdrawal.”

Source: Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

“Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own.”

Feels Stupid Like You Video Vines

Author:Gillian Jacobs

“I think everything in your life's your own damn fault and that's my simple philosophy in that, and I think you're broke because you want to be just like you're fat because you want to be or stupid because you want to be or unemployed, it must be because you want to be. Otherwise, it'd be different.”

Thinking Want Different Philosophy Simple Stupid Like You Faults Fats Broke Damn Unemployed

Author:Larry Winget

“I was the biggest liar for no reason, and then as I got older, I thought, "Why am I lying to everybody?" I would hear other people lie and be like, "You sound so stupid." So then I would just change my lies. The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.”

People Littles Persons Reason Lying Sound Stupid Like You Clothes Stealing No Reason Liars Little Sister People Lie

Author:Kendall Jenner

“I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.”

Ifs Looks Wonder Stupid Like You Lonely Appropriate Gothic Goth

Author:Demetri Martin

“I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear.”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Shows Running Love You Stupid Like You Paris Bad Things Saying Bad Things

Author:Chelsea Handler

“I just want to say that um, I'm just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it's just so nice. Like oh my God! Like, the other day, like I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant, and like, it's so true. Like America, believe everything you read. Because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. Come on y'all.”

World Want Believe Said Real America Saws Nice Stupid Like You Smart Sitting Magazines Our World Pregnant They Said Shocked Were Pregnant

Author:Britney Spears

“Practice to look stupid, practice to look like you are not good enough or smart enough where you couldn't do things right and get over it anyway. The truth of the matter is we are all going to feel that way.”

Way Feels Looks Matter Enough Practice Stupid Like You Smart Over It Good Enough Get Over Not Good Enough

Author:John Assaraf

“For a long period of time, the media covered rap music and hip hop the same way they cover a lot of black people, people of color, you know, the bad news happens to be news. They used to have these little stupid colloquialisms that pop up like, "You know what? No news is bad news!" They trick the masses into thinking that any news is great for you. And I just think that's a piece of crap.”

“There's a thing when you're always working on something you really love, and this one we loved so much, it feels like you have a secret, and you can't wait to let people in on the secret. But at the same time, there's that moment where, "What if they get the secret and they think the secret is stupid?!"”

People Ifs Thinking Feels Moments Waiting Secret Stupid Like You What If That Moment Always Working

Author:Matt Reeves

“I think I've learned over the years, because you'd have to be stupid not to, that when a book publisher gives you a deadline they're just kidding for the most part. I don't know what they do with it, it's like you send them your book and they just hold it in their hands for like six months and I don't know why, and you realize you probably had more time.”

Thinking Knows Giving Years Book Hands Realizing Stupid Like You Months Six I've Learned More Time Publishers Six Months Deadline Just Kids

Author:Dave Barry

“In theory, when you're working with a record label, you're just borrowing their money. And that's basically how the record industry works, right? It's like, you borrow $100,000 from a record label, so you don't make any money until you make back that money for them. In theory, they have you held hostage, so you've got to do every little stupid thing that they want you to do.”

Want Littles Records Stupid Theory Like You Industry Labels Borrowing Hostage Stupid Things Record Labels

Author:Patrick Carney

“Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.”

People Ifs Giving Looks Might Names Watches Stupid Like You Dumb Deaf Mute Watch Me Denzel Deaf And Dumb

Author:Marlee Matlin

“I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.”

Feels Firsts Problem Stupid Like You Grades You Re Stupid

Author:Amy Sedaris

“The whole concept of 'grounding' children is utterly stupid - they just go off and rebel and don't like you. When my kids eventually come along, I don't want them to not like me.”

Want Children Whole Kids Stupid Like You Concepts Like Me Rebel Grounding

Author:Kate Winslet

“I figured out that I can't forget. I can't really forgive. But I can live. Live with it. Like you live with a scar or a limp or whatever. You always know it's there. It reminds you never to let yourself do anything so stupid and horrible and wrong again. I step out of my rut, step again, and keep stepping. (277)”

Knows I Can Forget Steps Stupid Like You Forgiving Horrible Scar Ruts

Author:Gail Giles

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