“There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.” TwoRaceStupidPlanetsIntelligentIntelligenceStupiditySillyStupid PeoplePeople Stupidity Author:John Fowles
“By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.” NeedsFeelsHandsHistoryStupidDangerHumourPlanetsEuropeDuesGravesCuteRoyalExtinctionRoyal FamilyInbredsKoalas Author:Nancy Banks-Smith
“People can't live with themselves much longer. The planet cannot live with humans much longer! We have the weaponry, destruction of the planet, pollution, destruction of forests, countless manifestations of humans using their intelligence in the service of the dysfunction, the madness. It's a strange juxtaposition. Humans are intelligent, but if you look at history or even watch TV, they're also incredibly stupid.” PeopleIfsHumansLooksWatchesStupidStrangePlanetsTvsDestructionMadnessIntelligentForestsManifestationPollutionDysfunctionJuxtapositionWeaponry Author:Eckhart Tolle
“Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?” ThinkingBelieveStillsUniverseRaceImpossibleStupidPlanets Author:Ed Wood
“If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain.” IfsWorldWholeWould BePainHurtStupidPlanets Author:Denis Boyles
“I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!” WellsStuffStupidPlanetsShotsYeahDrunkRidingElectricSwearTequilaShots Of Tequila Author:Bill Engvall
“I realise I'll have to acquire the ability to speak to my audience in between numbers. I've never had to do that. On the street I only focus on the keyboard settings for my next song, which takes a bit of time and a lot of concentration. So I'll have to develop that new skill, which gives me pause, because I'm afraid I'll say something stupid and disillusion people when they realise I'm an ordinary earthling - in fact, as ordinary as anyone else on this planet.” PeopleGivingFactsSongNextSpeakBitsAbilityNumbersAudienceFocusStreetsStupidPlanetsSkillsOrdinaryGive MeSettingSettingsAcquireConcentrationRealisingPausesKeyboardsDisillusionNew SkillsAbility To Speak Author:Susan Schneider
“It's not because nature is angry, it's rather that we are stupid. We're not doing the right thing with our planet.” StupidPlanetsAngryRight ThingOur PlanetDoing The Right Thing Author:Werner Herzog