“There's one bright spot in the generally gloomy picture know as the Pacific Conflict Zone. According to my calculations, by the year 2500 or so we should have killed off every last member of our species who is stupid enough to take part in so futile a pastime as this war between "ideals," and with luck they won't have left their genes behind because they'll typically have been killed at an age when society thinks they're too young to assume the responsibility of childbearing. After that we may get some peace and quiet for a change.” ThinkingKnowsShouldYearsMayHas BeensWarEnoughAgeLastsYoungLeftBehindsResponsibilityStupidQuietConflictMembersIdealsShould HaveLuckAssumingSpeciesSpotsZoneGenesCalculationsPacificGloomyPastimePeace And QuietChildbearing Author:John Brunner
“I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.” PeopleWayShouldHumorFunnyHateAsksStupidShould HaveRelyStupid People Author:Bill Engvall
“President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore.” ShouldCarePresidentImagineStupidShould HaveStrategyApologyImagine ThatApologizingPresident BushStumblingStupid ThingsNo One Cares Author:Jay Leno
“Nobody should be hitting lotto for 36 million dollars when we got people starving in the streets. That is not idealistic, that's just real. That is just stupid. There's no way Michael Jackson, or whoever should have thousands, millions, billions of dollars and we got people broke with two-three jobs and still can't pay bills on time. There's no way! No way these people should have planes when people don't have houses, apartments, shacks, drawers, pants!!!” PeopleWayShouldStillsTwoRealJobsThreeHousePayMillionsStreetsStupidShould HaveBillsDollarsBillionsBrokePlanesPantsHittingApartmentStarvingMillion DollarsDrawersIdealisticShack Author:Tupac Shakur
“I never did heroin, because I thought that meant I was doing heavy drugs, which shows you the insanity of doing drugs. I probably should have done heroin, because I understand heroin actually makes you feel good. Cocaine just makes you stupid.” FeelsShouldDoneShowsStupidDrugShould HaveHeavyFeel GoodInsanityCocaineHeroinMake You Feel Good Author:Tommy Shaw
“The sun isn't your friend. It didn't laugh at that stupid little joke. But when the business failed, when your beauty failed, when you should have gone home but spent the night, the sun kept shining.” ShouldLittlesHomeNightLaughingSunGoneStupidJokesShould HaveShining Author:Sy Safransky
“It takes the youth, really; they're the ones that should have the energy, it shouldn't be the old geezers, but the signs are very worrying. Half of them, apparently, don't believe in global warming. They think it's a hoax, which is more of that stupid, stick-their-head-in-the-sand attitude. Where is the outrage at the generations that have preceded them spending all the money? But the cynicism is so deep and so ingrained; I guess no one feels they can do anything.” ThinkingFeelsShouldBelieveEnergyCan DoHalfAttitudeWorryGenerationsStupidYouthShould HaveSticksDon't BelieveSpendingGlobal WarmingSandCynicismOutrageHoaxes Author:Bill Maher
“If you go in a confirmation process, you're going to be asked about the embarrassing or stupid things you said. You should have a view.” IfsShouldSaidProcessViewsStupidShould HaveEmbarrassingStupid ThingsConfirmation Author:David Brooks
“I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables and limbs at each other. Yeah, I guess I need to take off my artificial leg and throw it at Vanderpump. I like doing live shows - it's just getting to them that's a hassle.Doing films is fun too ... a good film ... but there's a lot of waiting around.” NeedsShouldDoeShowsFilmFunWaitingMy OwnStupidShould HaveYeahTablesLegsDamnThrowingArtificialLimbsSitcomHousewifeGood FilmsHassleWaiting AroundKelsey Author:Judy Tenuta