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“I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!”

“It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.”

Stuff Hurt Careers Doors Broke Arrested Swearing

Author:Joe Rogan

“Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.”

Art Form Used Curse Express Yourself Swearing Curse Words

Author:Coleman Young

“Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems”

Problem Fun Causes Swearing

Author:Kyle

“I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.”

Jane Swearing

Author:Irene Dunne

“I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing and eating aspirin and cursing harlots. Every time I see that glass I think of you trying to clean your conscience with a toothbrush.”

Thinking Trying Morning Eating Conscience Clean Glasses Teeth Brushes Think Of You Swearing Cursing Aspirin Toothbrushes Harlots I Think Of You Villa

Book:A Farewell to Arms: The Hemingway Library Edition

Source: A Farewell to Arms: The Hemingway Library Edition

“But say some, would you expose woman to the contact of rough, rude, drinking, swearing, fighting men at the ballot box? What a humiliating confession lies in this plea for keeping woman in the background!”

Men Lying Fighting Drinking Boxes Backgrounds Contact Rough Confession Rude Ballots Humiliating Swearing

Book:Mistress of herself: speeches and letters of Ernestine L. Rose, early women's rights leader

Source: Mistress of herself: speeches and letters of Ernestine L. Rose, early women's rights leader

“The accusing spirit, which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blushed as he gave it in; and the recording angel as he wrote it down dropped a tear upon the word and blotted it out forever.”

Spirit Heaven Forever Tears Angel Oath Flew Swearing Accusing Flew Up

Author:Laurence Sterne

“Christianity is not about not swearing. It’s not about not having impure thoughts. Really, it’s not about not at all. Christianity is about Jesus.”

Jesus Christianity Swearing Impure Thoughts

Book:Jesus Is: Find a New Way to Be Human

Source: Jesus Is: Find a New Way to Be Human

“No parent can consistently teach faith in Christ who profanes the name of Deity. Profanity is never heard in the well-ordered home. Swearing is a vice that bespeaks a low standard of breeding. Blasphemous exclamations drive out all spirit of reverence.”

Wells Home Spirit Names Parent Christ Teach Heard Lows Standards Vices Reverence Consistently Deities Breeding Swearing Profane Profanity Exclamation

Author:David O. McKay

“'Twas but my tongue, 'twas not my soul that swore.”

Soul Tongue My Soul Swearing

Book:Hippolytus and the Bacchae

Source: Hippolytus and the Bacchae

“I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.”

Swearing Allan Poe

Author:Andy Richter

“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”

May Funny Heaven Humorous Swear Swearing Profanity

Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?”

Said Daughter Shoulders Code My Daughter Swearing Perl

Author:Larry Wall

“Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.”

Funny Heaven Expression Humorous Grants Swearing Profanity

Author:George Farquhar

“Oaths are the fossils of piety.”

Promise Fossils Oath Piety Swearing

Book:Atoms of Thought: An Anthology of Thoughts

Source: Atoms of Thought: An Anthology of Thoughts

“It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.”

Giving Funny Terrible Humorous Proof Accents Manhood Oath Swearing Profanity

Author:William Shakespeare

“A whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure. When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha?”

Ifs Might Pleasure Mines Gentleman Take Me Swear Oath Borrowed Swearing

Author:William Shakespeare

“That in the captains but a choleric word Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy.”

Soldier Flats Captains Blasphemy Swearing Measure For Measure

Author:William Shakespeare

“A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?”

May Funny Lord Equal Judgment Humorous Swear Delicacy Propriety Swearing Profanity

Book:The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author

Source: The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author

“In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.”

Way Today Funny Tvs Humorous Fingers Swearing Profanity

Author:George Carlin

“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.”

Funny House Rooms Emotion Dangerous Ought Humorous Swear Swearing Cursing Profanity

Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.”

Ifs Funny Humorous Harm Ass Kicks Swearing Profanity

Book:The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays

Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays

“I don't think people should be able to swear whenever they want. I just don't want the federal government making laws about swearing. We should trust people's own instincts about what is appropriate in any given situation.”

People Thinking Want Should Government Able Law Given Situation Instinct Appropriate Swear Federal Government Swearing

Author:Richard Dooling

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