“Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.” KnowsNeedsWritingTwoTaxesChinaChecksTwo ThingsAprilDeadline Author:David Letterman
“Our opponents see an America in which every day is April 15, tax day. Well, we see an America in which every day is the Fourth of July.” WellsAmericaTaxesOpponentsFourthAprilJulyTax Day Author:Ronald Reagan
“It's April 15, tax day. The federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. But stick with it because after page 72,000, it gets really good.” LongTaxesPagesSticksCodeAprilGet RealTax DayFederal Taxes Author:Conan O'Brien
“April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.” IfsGivingShouldGivenTroubleAdviceMonthsTaxesCorporationsBagsAprilAccountantsFilingDouchesDouche Bag Author:Ed Helms
“The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.” PayWrittenStudentsTaxesCodeJailAprilAccounting Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“In a democracy the day when you pay your taxes, April 15, would be a day of celebration, because you're getting together to provide resources for the programs you decided on.” Would BeTogetherPayDemocracyTaxesResourcesProgramDecidedCelebrationApril Author:Noam Chomsky