“I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.” MenMeanTaxesPaperPapersLicenseNuisance Book:Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Harding Source: Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Harding
“I would just say it's not good for the country to have 11 million people here who we don't know who they are, where they're living. They're not paying taxes, but they're showing up in emergency rooms. They're driving up the cost of auto insurance 'cause they don't have driver's licenses and are getting into accidents. They're having children, which are US citizens. So, I mean, it's an issue that needs to be dealt with.” PeopleKnowsNeedsMeanChildrenCountryCausesRoomsMillionsIssuesCitizensCostTaxesAccidentsDrivingImmigrationDriversEmergenciesLicenseShowing UpHaving ChildrenIllegal ImmigrationPaying TaxesEmergency RoomLicenses Author:Marco Rubio
“If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsSexTaxesDuesDriversLicense Author:Ray Romano
“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsWayChildrenShowsThreeNextSexPayPlansShareMonthsTaxesWork OutDuesDriversTwinsNext DayLicenseThree Months Author:Ray Romano
“We use our tax dollars to pay some bureaucrat to kill a mountain lion, dig a hole and bury this precious beast. No one gets to eat it, nobody gets to buy licenses, fees and taxes themselves. And that's only after a mountain lion has killed somebody! Oh my God! And the Osbournes are still No. 1!” StillsUsePayMountainTaxesDollarsHolesBeastLionsLicenseBureaucratsFeesTax DollarsLicenses Author:Ted Nugent
“The only years [of Donald Trump's] that anybody's ever seen were a couple of years when he had to turn them over to state authorities when he was trying to get a casino license, and they showed he didn't pay any federal income tax.” TryingYearsStatesTurnsPayTrumpCoupleTaxesAuthorityIncomeLicenseIncome TaxCasinos Author:Hillary Clinton