“I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .” IfsSexSceneTaxesCodeVastness Author:Dave Barry
“What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts.” SaidSexCuttingTaxesWestTax CutsMae Author:Grover Norquist
“Money is a topic that touches all races, all religions, all sexes, all ages, all tax brackets. It's a universal language that truly has been held up to us in society as a thing that determines whether we are successful, worthy, whether we have contributed something to life or not.” Has BeensAgeLanguageSexRaceSuccessfulTaxesUniversalDetermineWorthyTopicsUniversal LanguageBrackets Author:Suze Orman
“If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsSexTaxesDuesDriversLicense Author:Ray Romano
“The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.” PeopleIfsWaySaidWould BeHouseSexHurtLinesPerfectCompanyEnvironmentCuttingTaxesIncreaseOilPocketsInterfereLegislationDeficitTax CutsGasolineOil Companies Author:Bill Maher
“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.” IfsKnowsWayChildrenShowsThreeNextSexPayPlansShareMonthsTaxesWork OutDuesDriversTwinsNext DayLicenseThree Months Author:Ray Romano
“Though tax records are generally looked upon as a nuisance, the day may come when historians will realize that tax records tell the real story behind civilized life. How people were taxed, who was taxed, and what was taxed tell more about a society than anything else. Tax habits could be to civilization what sex habits are to personality. They are basic clues to the way a society behaves.” PeopleWayMayRealStoriesSexRealizingBehindsRecordsPersonalityHabitCivilizationTaxesBehaveCivilizedHistorianClueNuisanceReal Story Book:For Good and Evil: The Impact of Taxes on the Course of Civilization Source: For Good and Evil: The Impact of Taxes on the Course of Civilization