“Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.” PeopleFacesTeacherDressesConservativeHeavyLoudGymMetalsHeavy MetalLoud MusicGym Teacher Author:Jello Biafra
“The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball and Mr. Caruso told me I would have to get an athletic supporter. He didn't express himself exactly that way, though. He said, 'Hey, you, one day you're gonna go up for a rebound and the family jewels aren't gonna go with ya.' I had no idea what he was talking about. Next day I showed up for practice without my watch and my mezuzah. He said, 'Did ya take care of the family jewels?' I said, 'I left 'em in my locker.' Took us a half hour to revive Mr. Caruso.” WaySaidIdeasCareNextNamesLeftSpeakHoursHalfTalkingWatchesPracticeTeacherOne DayBasketballTake CareHeyNo IdeaEmsSpokesGymSupporterNext DayJewelsAthleticHalf HoursReviveLockersHey YouSpeak EnglishReboundPlaying BasketballGym Teacher Author:Tommy Lasorda
“You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"” ThinkingKnowsWantYearsHumorFunnyTeachTeacherGymGym Teacher Author:Jim Gaffigan
“In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.” PeopleIfsLooksSchoolTeacherFootballCoachesSoccerGymSoccer CoachGym Teacher Author:Danny McBride
“I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.” TeacherClassicGymBeltsJuniorsJunior HighGym Teacher Author:Danny McBride
“My mom is a gym teacher, and shes not musically inclined, but she always wanted to help me out with music as best she could.” HelpingWantedTeacherMomMy MomHelp MeGymGym Teacher Author:Annaleigh Ashford