“Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.” PeopleFacesTeacherDressesConservativeHeavyLoudGymMetalsHeavy MetalLoud MusicGym Teacher Author:Jello Biafra
“The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball and Mr. Caruso told me I would have to get an athletic supporter. He didn't express himself exactly that way, though. He said, 'Hey, you, one day you're gonna go up for a rebound and the family jewels aren't gonna go with ya.' I had no idea what he was talking about. Next day I showed up for practice without my watch and my mezuzah. He said, 'Did ya take care of the family jewels?' I said, 'I left 'em in my locker.' Took us a half hour to revive Mr. Caruso.” WaySaidIdeasCareNextNamesLeftSpeakHoursHalfTalkingWatchesPracticeTeacherOne DayBasketballTake CareHeyNo IdeaEmsSpokesGymSupporterNext DayJewelsAthleticHalf HoursReviveLockersHey YouSpeak EnglishReboundPlaying BasketballGym Teacher Author:Tommy Lasorda
“You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"” ThinkingKnowsWantYearsHumorFunnyTeachTeacherGymGym Teacher Author:Jim Gaffigan
“In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.” PeopleIfsLooksSchoolTeacherFootballCoachesSoccerGymSoccer CoachGym Teacher Author:Danny McBride
“I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.” TeacherClassicGymBeltsJuniorsJunior HighGym Teacher Author:Danny McBride
“My mom is a gym teacher, and shes not musically inclined, but she always wanted to help me out with music as best she could.” HelpingWantedTeacherMomMy MomHelp MeGymGym Teacher Author:Annaleigh Ashford
“It seemed from the media that we were being told that all Haitians had AIDS. At the time, I had just come from Haiti. I was twelve years old, and the building I was living in had primarily Haitians. A lot of people got fired from their jobs. At school, sometimes in gym class, we'd be separated because teachers were worried about what would happen if we bled. So there was really this intense discrimination.” PeopleIfsYearsSometimesHappensSchoolJobsClassTeacherMediaBuildingAidsDiscriminationIntenseWorriedGymTwelveHaitiGym Class Author:Edwidge Danticat