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Source: With Malice Toward Some
Source: Glued to the box: television criticism from the Observer, 1979-82
“The crowds at Flushing Meadow are about as impartial as a Nuremberg Rally.”
“I think Pete Sampras has really reached his peak. About the only thing he doesn't do is cook.”
“Like a Volvo, Bjorn Borg is rugged, has good after-sales service, and is very dull.”
“John McEnroe looks as if he is serving round the edge of an imaginary building.”
“John McEnroe's so good. Against him, all you can do is shake hands and take a shower.”
“Women's tennis is two sets of rubbish that lasts only half an hour.”
“No-one is friends with Hewitt and he does not worry me at all.”
“The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play.”
“I was thinking that if I hit his nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman.”
“You can't be considered a great player unless you win Wimbledon. That's the way it is.”
“My fines? I pay more fines than some guys' career prize money on the tour.”
“He's up there. But (Marat) Safin, on his game, is as hard to beat.”
“I didn't play my best but I won. He was a lucky loser but I think he went out of luck today.”
“This [defeat] has taught me a lesson, but I'm not sure what it is.”