“Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln by sending people to the theater.” PeopleWayYearsFunnyNextHonorTheaterReleaseNext YearAbrahamGood Way Author:Jimmy Fallon
“The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.” HumorFunnyTheaterAssociationCandyRogerMovie Theater Author:David Letterman
“You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.” ThinkingKnowsPersonsHas BeensArtHumorFunnyTalkingNiceModernLike YouListeningEuropeTheaterYeahCriticalGermanyAffable Author:Dylan Moran
“I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.” IfsMenMeanTwoHumorWould BeFunnyCarGayTheaterTouchingMaking LoveHoodMovie Theater Author:Kristen Schaal
“I fell in love with theater there, and after graduation I moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting.” InspirationalFunnyActingTheaterMovedPursueLos AngelesGraduatesGraduation Author:Olivia Wilde
“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.” InspirationalWarFunnyFilmFightingLinesRoomsComedyHollywoodTheaterAll TimeCinemaGentlemanClassicMovieHelloIconicBest TimesGreat AmericanStop WorryingAll The BestGreat FilmMovie TheaterInfamyBig MovieHollywood MoviesAmerican MovieAmerican FilmBest FilmGreat YearBooks And MoviesHollywood FilmsInstitutesMovie ActorsGreatest MovieWar MovieAll Time FavoriteFilm ActorsAll Time Best MovieAll Time BestFilms And MoviesClassic MovieAll Time GreatestClassic FilmsQuoting MoviesFilm MusicIconic MovieMovie LinesBest ComedyOne Line Movie1984 MovieComedy MoviePopular MovieMovies And Music Author:Peter Sellers
“At the School of Visual Arts in New York, you can get your degree in Net art, which is really a fantastic way of thinking of theater in new ways.” ThinkingWayInspirationalArtSchoolFunnyNew YorkDegreesTheaterFantasticVisualsNew WaysGraduationWay Of ThinkingVisual Art Author:Laurie Anderson