“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.” PlayFeelingsHumorFunnyNightLostTroubleTheoryJokesWindowReliefEmpiresBatsSaturdaySaturday NightRangersMarvellousCelticElationGlasgow Author:Ken Dodd
“I think that the theory of evolution is the most unscientific, faith-based, fundamentally brainless idea that ever had the misfortune to come out of a human mind. To compare it to true science is a joke. There is nothing even slightly scientific about it.” ThinkingMindHumansIdeasTheoryEvolutionJokesCompareHuman MindMisfortunesTheory Of EvolutionFaith BasedBrainless Author:Ray Comfort
“There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?'” ThinkingSaidTheoryEvolutionFindingsJokesTricksComplimentTheory Of EvolutionHuxley Author:Emo Philips
“The United State has a net worth against which our debt is a joke ... we wrote in 2008 the United States is going to come out of this recession fast. The Europeans are going to fragment. The Chinese are going to be cremated. Why could we come out of it? Why has all economic theory been proven wrong? Because we're rich and we could afford it.” StatesUnitedUnited StatesRichEconomicTheoryJokesDebtChineseProvenFragmentsRecessionsNet WorthEconomic TheoryProven Wrong Author:George Friedman
“The running joke on set [of the Westworlds] was that everyone at some point thinks that they're Anthony Hopkins. Like, "Guys, I think I'm Dr. Ford. I'm Anthony Hopkins. That's the twist." We love all of the theories. Part of the fun of that show is figuring it out.” ThinkingShowsRunningGuyFunTheoryJokesDrsTwistsHopkinsFiguring It Author:Evan Rachel Wood