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“As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen.”

Believe Happens Walks Teeth Evening Fairy Tooth Fairy

Author:Chris Van Allsburg

“Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to college; a newspaper photograph of war; a breast self-exam; the tooth fairy; Calvinist parents who beat up their children; a gesture of love; seeing oneself naked over age 50 in a set of bright hotel bathroom mirrors.”

“You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any economist's analysis.”

Ifs May Political Politician Approach Teeth Analysis Fairy Economist Tooth Fairy

Book:Dismantling America and Other Controversial Essays (Large Print 16pt)

Source: Dismantling America and Other Controversial Essays (Large Print 16pt)

“Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.”

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Author:Miguel de Cervantes

“Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.”

Money Exciting Fairy Tooth Fairy

Author:Mignon McLaughlin

“I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.”

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Author:Dana Snyder

“There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?”

“I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things.”

People Ifs Looks Father Accepting Childhood Heavy Teeth Christmas Fairy Dose Irrationality Early Childhood Tooth Fairy Father Christmas

Author:Richard Dawkins

“The worst thing in the world is to be bland.”

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Author:Ben Huh

“When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?”

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Author:Priscilla Presley

“Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.”

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Author:Cynthia Lewis

“There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.”

“Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that.”

Ifs World Believe Wells Real Might Opportunity Groups Economic Right Now Equal Teeth Fairy Real World Easter Bunnies Tooth Fairy Easter Bunny

Author:William Weld

“Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.”

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Author:John Cena