Best Walrus Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!”

Ifs Needs Said Ready Eating Very Good Dear Bread Oysters Peppers Vinegar Walrus

Book:Through the Looking-glass: And what Alice Found There

Source: Through the Looking-glass: And what Alice Found There

“I go to restaurants and the groups always play "Yesterday." I even signed a guy's violin in Spain after he played us "Yesterday." He couldn't understand that I didn't write the song. But I guess he couldn't have gone from table to table playing "I Am The Walrus.”

Writing Play Guy Song Gone Groups Tables Yesterday Restaurants Spain Violin Walrus

Book:The Playboy interviews with John Lennon and Yōko Ono

Source: The Playboy interviews with John Lennon and Yōko Ono

“I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.”

News Sorry Evening I'm Sorry Pms Walrus

Author:Eddie Mair

“They who boast of their tolerance merely give others leave to be as careless about religion as they are themselves. A walrus might as well pride itself on its endurance of cold.”

Giving Wells Might Pride Cold Tolerance Endurance Boast Careless Walrus

Book:Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers: From the Fifth London Ed

Source: Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers: From the Fifth London Ed

“Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.”

Use Humor Funny Busy Walrus

Author:John Barrymore

“I once was the walrus, now I'm John.”

Walrus

Author:John Lennon

“A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.”

Looks Results Experiments Pounds Involving Walrus Blimps

Author:Dave Barry

“There is not one thing that's Beatle music. How can they talk about it like that? What is Beatle music? Walrus or Penny Lane? Which? It's too diverse: I Want to Hold Your Hand or Revolution Number Nine?”

Want Hands Numbers One Thing Revolution Nine Diverse Pennies Lanes Walrus

Author:John Lennon

“The first line (of I Am The Walrus) was written on one acid trip one weekend. The second line was written on the next acid trip the next weekend, and it was filled in after I met Yoko.”

Firsts Next Lines Written Mets Filled Weekend Acid Filled In Walrus Acid Trip

Author:John Lennon

“I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.”

Sea Creatures My Favorite Versions Lions Otters Walrus

Author:Nick Kroll

“I was the walrus, but now I am John. And so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.”

Dream My Friends Walrus

Author:John Lennon

“O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.”

Said Home Running Answers Odd Pleasant Oysters Carpenter Walrus Trotting

Author:Lewis Carroll

“The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright-- And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night.”

Might Night Sun Sea Middle Shining Odd Smooth Middle Of The Night Alice Adventures In Wonderland Walrus

Author:Lewis Carroll

“Happy endings must come at the end of something,' the Walrus pointed out. 'If they happen in the middle of a story, or an adventure, or the like, all they do is cheer things up for awhile.”

Ifs Ends Stories Happens Middle Adventure Cheer Happy Endings Walrus

Book:Haroun and the Sea of Stories

Source: Haroun and the Sea of Stories

“Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said... Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things... Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax... Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings... Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot... Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings!”

Said Sea Kings Hot Wings Shoes Ships Pigs Ceilings Boiling Cabbage Walrus

Author:Louise Fitzhugh

“She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.”

Ifs Wells Littles Two Pain Bits Water Little Bit Sticks Glasses Noses Dull Pills Swelling Impersonate Walrus

Author:Ilona Andrews

“I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.”

Thinking Long Lying Tendencies Legendary Walrus

Author:Demetri Martin

“I am the eggman They are the eggmen! I am the walrus!”

Walrus

Book:From Liverpool to Abbey Road: A Beginning Guitar Method Featuring 33 Songs of Lennon & Mccartney

Source: From Liverpool to Abbey Road: A Beginning Guitar Method Featuring 33 Songs of Lennon & Mccartney

“'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'”

Said Time Kings Shoes Ships Wonderland Carpenter Cabbage Alice Adventures In Wonderland Alice In Wonderland Alice Through The Looking Glass Fidgeting Walrus

Author:Lewis Carroll

“The surprise is on the far side." "You're sure?" "Positive." "It better not be another fairy," Seth said. "What's the matter with fairies?" "I've already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.”

Said Matter Sides Surprise Billions Fairy Far Side Walrus

Book:Fablehaven

Source: Fablehaven

“We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.”

Care Don't Care Fats Hockey Bugs Nhl Walrus

Author:Brandon Prust

“What's [the Beatles'] I Am the Walrus all about?”

Walrus

Author:Frank Sinatra

“Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?”

Men Heart Walrus

Author:Kevin Smith

“The oldest continuously operated aquarium in the country features 630 species and more than 8,000 animals. The walruses are especially popular.”

Country Animal Species Features Aquariums Walrus

Author:John Grant

“Yoko brought the walrus, there was magic in the air.”

Magic Air Walrus

Author:Ricky Nelson