“Whoever considers morality the main objective of human existence, seems to me like a person who defines the purpose of a clock asnot going wrong. The first objective for a clock, is, however, that it does run; not going wrong is an additional regulative function. If not a watch's greatest accomplishment were not going wrong, unwound watches might be the best.” IfsFirstsHumansPersonsDoeSeemsMightRunningPurposeExistenceWatchesMoralityFunctionPrioritiesObjectivesClockAccomplishmentBeing The BestHuman ExistenceGreatest Accomplishment Author:Franz Grillparzer
“Once rehearsals are done the writer really doesn't have a function on the set. If the script is stabilized, then the writer becomes a celebrity tourist visiting the set, trying not to get in the way. It's very good for the ego, to go visit a film set if you are the writer, because they give you a special chair, and tell you where you can sit to watch the monitor. They make you feel special, but at the same time, they make it perfectly plain that you are irrelevant!” IfsWayGivingFeelsTryingDoneFilmWatchesSpecialEgoFunctionVery GoodScriptsChairsIrrelevantRehearsalTouristsVisitingFilm Set Author:Tom Stoppard
“Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.” MenBookHumorFunnyWatchesHusbandFunctionCombinationPianoAddressesMy HusbandMultipleTelescopesAddress Books Author:Rita Rudner
“Thomas A. Edison was once reluctantly persuaded by his wife to attend one of the big social functions of the season in New York. At last the inventor managed to escape the crowd of people vying for his attention, and sat alone unnoticed in a corner. Edison kept looking at his watch with a resigned expression on his face. A friend edged near to him unnoticed and heard the inventor mutter to himself with a sigh, "If there were only a dog here!"” PeopleIfsBigsLastsFacesSocialAttentionWatchesWifeHeardDogNew YorkExpressionSeasonsFunctionCrowdsCornersSatSighInventorUnnoticedResigned Author:Edmund Fuller
“We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.” LooksFactsSeemsLostWatchesFunction Book:Brain Droppings Source: Brain Droppings