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“I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.”

Hate Water I Hate Coffee Useless Brown

Author:David Letterman

“Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“Oh, me? I'm not 80% water. I'm 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass.”

Littles Bits Water Little Bit Coffee Sass

Author:Zooey Deschanel

“On set, I have a lot of coffee... so I try to chug water before going for that next cup.”

Trying Next Water Coffee Cups

Author:Jessica Stroup

“The lurking tragedy: The chances are that an accident will some day happen to you at a friend's dinner table ... As long as water and coffee and jelly exist, a certain percentage of each will necessarily be overturned upon a like number of snowy white tablecloths. Usually the tragedy is really no one's fault.”

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Book:Etiquette Every Child Should Know

Source: Etiquette Every Child Should Know

“Then there's your diet. You cut out sugars, fat, soy sauces... anything that's nice. Tea and coffee is replaced by boiling water with lemon. It's amazing how quickly you get into it. There's also herbal tea and a lot of water, obviously... about two litres a day.”

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Author:Tom Hardy