Best wife & baby Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.”

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Author:Brian Littrell

“I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby”

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Author:Ryan Bingham

“There are always meaningful songs for somebody. People are doing their courting, people are finding their wives, people are making babies, people are washing their dishes, people are getting through the day, with songs that we may find insignificant. But their significance is affirmed by others. There’s always someone affirming the significance of a song by taking a woman into his arms or by getting through the night. That’s what dignifies the song. Songs don’t dignify human activity. Human activity dignifies the song.”

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Author:Leonard Cohen

“I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn't put up for that stuff just to come in second.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.”

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Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby”

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Author:Dele Momodu

“I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.”

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Book:Postcards From the Edge

Source: Postcards From the Edge

“My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home, or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.”

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Author:Chris Bohjalian

“I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino.”

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Author:Joyce Giraud

“If a man loves you . . . he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancée, his wife, his baby's mama, something.”

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Author:Steve Harvey

“You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.”

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Author:John Lithgow

“I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.”

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Author:Alex Campbell

“I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.”

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Author:Alex Campbell

“I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection.”

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Author:Tim McGraw

“What man could afford to pay for all the things a wife does, when she's a cook, a mistress, a chauffeur, a nurse, a baby-sitter? But because of this, I feel women ought to have equal rights, equal Social Security, equal opportunities for education, an equal chance to establish credit.”

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Author:Betty Ford

“Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife almost never ate either.So where did these craving come from? I concluded it's the baby, ordering in.”

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Author:Paul Reiser

“After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian beliefs motivating his desire to attack and murder three people, including a police officer, in Colorado.That man is a Christian. He`s an avowed Christian. He appears to have acted on those Christian beliefs to undertake that act of violence.”

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Author:Chris Hayes

“I'm on this planet for another forty years at the most and I got a baby and a wife and I'm worried about their future and that kind of fear, that anger is spilling into my lyrics, I can't just sit back and talk about myself until I'm dead.”

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Author:Richard Patrick

“I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.”

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Author:Brian Posehn

“Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.”

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Author:Dean McDermott

“Well my wife and I just had a baby ourselves and it makes it harder to be on the road. It isn't for everybody and it can burn people out, and that's what's happened in the past. We've just kept the ship running y'know what I mean? You change engineers from time to time and as long as everybody coming aboard knows what direction the ship is, everything's alright.”

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Author:Al Barr

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