“Says one brother to another, 'Joseph says all covenants are done away, and none are binding but the new covenants; now suppose Joseph should come and say he wanted your wife, what would you say to that? I would tell him to go to hell.' This was the spirit of many in the early days of this Church.” ShouldDoneWantedSpiritChurchHellWifeBrotherCovenantBindingPolygamyGo To Hell Author:Jedediah M. Grant
“It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.” IfsLongTwoEnoughKidsChoicesHoursHellWifeWeekLimitsOfficeMarriedMy WifeHolidayIncentivesTwo WeeksGetting MarriedLong Hours Author:Michael O'Leary
“When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually curses. She doesn't use dirty words; she'll literally say "asterisk, pound sign, exclamation point, the-letter-'A'-with-a-circle-around-it, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk.")” WayFeelsUseFunnyBitsHellWifeLettersMy WifeCirclesDirtyCursePoundsForeheadsSwearingExclamationDirty WordsExclamation Points Author:Paul Reiser
“Can the believing husband in Heaven be happy with his unbelieving wife in Hell? Can the believing father in Heaven be happy with his unbelieving children in Hell? Can the loving wife in Heaven be happy with her unbelieving husband in Hell? I tell.” BelieveChildrenFatherHeavenHellWifeHusbandFather In HeavenLoving Wife Author:Jonathan Edwards
“My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.” HellWifeMarriedMy Wife Author:Hal Roach
“Hell, I'd even failed with women. Three wives. Nothing really wrong each time. It all got destroyed by petty bickering. Railing about nothing. Getting pissed-off over anything and everything. Day by day, year by year, grinding. Instead of helping each other you just sliced away, picked at this or that. Goading. Endless goading. It became a cheap contest. And once you got into it, it became habitual. You couldn't seem to get out. You almost didn't want to get out. And then you did get out. All the way.” WayWantYearsHelpingSeemsThreeHellWifeEndlessDestroyedContestsPettyHabitualPissed OffHelping Each OtherBickeringAnything And Everything Author:Charles Bukowski